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This edition was generated on Thu Jul 9 08:45:01 EDT 2009
NEW YORK – Escalating job worries and rainy weather dampened shoppers' appetite for buying summer staples like shorts and dresses, resulting in sharp sales declines for many merchants in June and increasing concerns about the back-to-school shopping season. Full Story »
URUMQI, China - China's top communist leaders vowed to maintain stability in the west of the country in their first public comments Thursday on the ethnic riots that killed more than 150 people, and accused overseas forces of orchestrating the violence. Full Story »
LOS ANGELES - Michael Jackson's glimmering casket took center stage at the Staples Center, sitting for more than two hours as celebrities memorialized the King of Pop under the watchful eyes of millions. And when the ceremony was over, it was gone. Full Story »
SYDNEY - Residents of a rural Australian town hoping to protect the earth and their wallets have voted to ban the sale of bottled water, the first community in the country and possibly the world to take such a drastic step in the growing backlash against the industry. Full Story »
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Fans of ex-NFL quarterback Steve McNair planned to focus on his incredible career and life with a memorial service on Thursday, not his sudden and tragic death. Full Story »
L'AQUILA, Italy (Reuters) - President Barack Obama said at the G8 summit Thursday there is still time to close the gap with developing powers on climate change, after the U.N. chief criticized the G8 for not going hard enough. Full Story »
URUMQI, China (Reuters) - Chinese President Hu Jintao, forced to abandon a G8 summit in Italy by ethnic violence in restive Xinjiang, said that maintaining social stability in the energy-rich region was the "most urgent task," state television reported on Thursday. Full Story »
SEOUL (Reuters) - A fresh wave of cyber attacks that slowed U.S. and South Korean websites this week hit more targets on Thursday, a Web security firm said, while the South's spy agency has said the hacking may be linked to North Korea. Full Story »
SOUTHLAKE, Texas (Reuters) - Real estate agent Lisa DeWaal serves coffee at a Starbucks outlet for four hours every morning before she goes to the office to start her "day job." Full Story »
MOHAMMAD AGHA, Afghanistan (Reuters) - An explosion outside a school south of the Afghan capital on Thursday killed at least 25 people, including 15 students, officials said, the worst toll from a single blast in a year. Full Story »
BEIJING/SYDNEY (Reuters) - China said on Thursday detained staff from Australian miner Rio Tinto had harmed China's economic interests in a case that has rattled currency markets and raised questions about China-Australia relations. Full Story »
MOSUL, Iraq (Reuters) - Bombs in Baghdad and northern Iraq killed at least 41 people and wounded more than 80 on Thursday, police said, just over a week after U.S. troops handed security in city centers to local forces. Full Story »
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran will not back down "even one step" over its nuclear work, a senior adviser to the country's top authority said in remarks published on Thursday, making clear Tehran's continued defiance in a row with the West. Full Story »
MOSUL, Iraq (AFP) - A double suicide attack and two other bombings killed at least 42 people in Iraq on Thursday in the deadliest day since US forces pulled out of towns and cities nationwide just over a week ago. Full Story »
NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Fans of ex-NFL quarterback Steve McNair planned to focus on his incredible career and life with a memorial service on Thursday, not his sudden and tragic death. Full Story »
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - Former NFL star Bruce Smith is due to appear in a Virginia court on a drunken driving charge. Full Story »
TORONTO - The Toronto Raptors new core is taking shape. The Raptors re-signed former No. 1 pick Andrea Bargnani to a five-year, $50 million contract extension Wednesday, as they also closed in on a deal with free agent forward Hedo Turkoglu. Full Story »
To juice up baseball's midseason classic next Tuesday all living former presidents will pay homage to the game in a video, and the current president will throw out the opening pitch in St. Louis. Full Story »
LONDON (AFP) - Former FA Cup winners Southampton fears over going out of business evaporated on Wednesday as Swiss business magnate Markus Liebherr completed his takeover the League One side for an undisclosed sum. Full Story »
CHARLOTTE, N.C. - NASCAR on Wednesday asked an appeals court to ban Jeremy Mayfield from racing, alleging the participation of "a proven methamphetamine user" could lead to fatal consequences for other competitors and fans. Full Story »
CULLOWHEE, N.C. - A junior defensive back at Western Carolina has died after participating in a voluntary offseason workout. Full Story »
NEWPORT, Rhode Island (AFP) - American Sam Querrey breezed to a 6-3, 6-2 win over Spain's Ruben Ramirez Hidalgo in the first round of the rain-plagued 500,000 ATP Hall of Fame Tennis Championships. Full Story »
BETHLEHEM, Pa. - Paula Creamer has taken two anti-inflammatory injections in her ailing left thumb. Now, she wants another shot at a U.S. Women's Open title. Full Story »
POITIERS, France - Anselmo Moreno of Panama has retained his WBA bantamweight title with a split decision over Mahyar Monshipour of France. Full Story »
INDIANAPOLIS - Tony Stewart called his last-lap dust up with Kyle Busch at Daytona International Speedway last weekend "just a part of racing," and Busch apparently agrees. Full Story »
DENVER - The U.S. Olympic Committee's venture into the TV business is irritating some international Olympic leaders not exactly the reaction the Americans were expecting when they decided to create a network solely devoted to promoting the movement. Full Story »
NEW YORK – Escalating job worries and rainy weather dampened shoppers' appetite for buying summer staples like shorts and dresses, resulting in sharp sales declines for many merchants in June and increasing concerns about the back-to-school shopping season. Full Story »
MERIDIAN, Idaho - Developer Frank Varriale hoped his plans to build shops, apartments and a hotel in this sprawling Boise suburb would have become reality by now. Instead, about the only things standing on his land are knee-high wheat and corn. Full Story »
MUMBAI (AFP) - As Indian firms prepare to post their earnings for the June quarter, analysts warn most reports will be weak but expect an improvement in the near future as government stimulus packages take effect. Full Story »
LONDON - The Bank of England kept its key interest rate on hold at a record low 0.5 percent Thursday and surprise markets by saying it would not for the moment seek to expand its 125 billion pound cash injection into the British economy. Full Story »
NEW YORK (Reuters) - American International Group Inc has resumed talks to sell its American Life Insurance Co unit to MetLife Inc in a transaction that could help the stricken insurer raise more than $15 billion, the Financial Times said. Full Story »
NEW YORK - Americans are increasingly shopping in their own closets for new looks, so merchants are diving in to help out. Full Story »
SOUTHLAKE, Texas (Reuters) - Real estate agent Lisa DeWaal serves coffee at a Starbucks outlet for four hours every morning before she goes to the office to start her "day job." Full Story »
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil rose by more than $1 on Thursday to trade above $61 a barrel, halting a six-session losing streak which has seen prices decline by 15 percent on concerns about the timing of any economic recovery. Full Story »
American International Group Inc. is discussing a deal for all or part of its foreign unit, American Life Insurance Co., with MetLife Inc., according to a published report Wednesday that cited people familiar with the matter. Full Story »
WASHINGTON - More than half of potential homebuyers say they're still not prepared to jump into the market, and fear of losing their jobs is the No. 1 reason, a new poll shows. Full Story »
Never mind landing the job. Now people on the lookout for employment have another cause for worry: identity theft. As the joblessness rate soars, scammers are ginning up fake Web sites or posing as recruiters to trick job seekers into giving up sensitive personal information. Full Story »