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Study links cat litter box to increased suicide risk @ Good Morning America - 1 hr 38 mins ago
A new study of more than 45,000 women in Denmark shows changes in their own brains after being infected by the common parasite. More »Study links cat litter box to increased suicide risk
A new study of more than 45,000 women in Denmark shows changes in their own brains after being infected by the common parasite.
Conservative wonderboy grows up, embraces Obamacare and philosophy The Atlantic Wire - 20 hrs ago
Jonathan Krohn was known for giving a speech at the 2009 Conservative Political Action Conference, making him a YouTube sensation, when he was just 13. More »Conservative wonderboy grows up, embraces Obamacare and philosophy
Jonathan Krohn was known for giving a speech at the 2009 Conservative Political Action Conference, making him a YouTube sensation, when he was just 13.
Firefighters gain upper hand in Colorado Reuters - 10 hrs ago
Firefighters grappling with the two most destructive wildfires on record in Colorado reported progress, but were steeling themselves for a long season in what has already been a dangerously active fire year. More »Firefighters gain upper hand in Colorado
Firefighters grappling with the two most destructive wildfires on record in Colorado reported progress, but were steeling themselves for a long season in what has already been a dangerously active fire year.
Show me your papers: 'Stop and frisk' polarizes New York City Reuters - 7 hrs ago
For nearly two months the NYPD's stop-and-frisk policy has drawn New York City into an emotional debate about race, policing and Fourth Amendment rights.
Iran reports long-range missile launch in exercise AP - 1 hr 36 mins ago
Iran's powerful Revolutionary Guards test fired several ballistic missiles on Tuesday, including a long-range variety meant to dissuade Israel and the U.S. from attacking the Islamic Republic, local media reported.
Barclays bank CEO Bob Diamond quits amid scandal @ Yahoo! Finance - 3 hrs ago
Barclays Plc Chief Executive Bob Diamond quit with immediate effect on Tuesday, the highest-profile casualty of an interest rate-rigging scandal that spans more than a dozen major banks across the world.
Chris Christie talks about his weight: 'If it were easy, i'd already have it fixed' ABC OTUS News - 2 hrs 43 mins ago
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie opened up about his weight problem in an interview with ABC News and said he’s never considered gastric bypass surgery because it’s too risky.
Paterno family says Penn State email release smears coach Reuters - 13 hrs ago
The family of Joe Paterno said the legendary Penn State football coach's name is being smeared by the selective release of emails relating to a sex abuse scandal, and called on investigators to release all emails in the matter.
Syria running 27 torture centers: Rights group Reuters - 53 mins ago
Syrian intelligence agencies are running torture centers where detainees are beaten with batons and cables, burned with acid, sexually assaulted, and their fingernails torn out, Human Rights Watch said Tuesday.
Women's pro baseball pioneer Doris Sams dies at 85 Reuters - 9 hrs ago
Doris Sams, one of the stars of the women's professional baseball league that inspired the movie "A League of Their Own," died at age 85, a funeral home spokesman said on Monday.

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Russia bans snowboarder and skier for doping AFP - 1 hr 46 mins ago
The Russian alpine skiing federation has banned snowboarder Svetlana Vinogradova for two years for a doping offence, while alpine skier Andrei Bystrov has been banned for five months, the federation press … More »Russia bans snowboarder and skier for doping
The Russian alpine skiing federation has banned snowboarder Svetlana Vinogradova for two years for a doping offence, while alpine skier Andrei Bystrov has been banned for five months, the federation press service reported Tuesday.
Female F1 driver badly hurt in Cambridgeshire crash AFP - 1 hr 49 mins ago
Spanish Formula One driver Maria De Villota was fighting for her life on Tuesday after suffering serious injuries during a crash in testing for the Marussia team in Cambridgeshire, it was confirmed. More »Female F1 driver badly hurt in Cambridgeshire crash
Spanish Formula One driver Maria De Villota was fighting for her life on Tuesday after suffering serious injuries during a crash in testing for the Marussia team in Cambridgeshire, it was confirmed.
Russia bans three runners for 'biometric abnormalities' AFP - 1 hr 50 mins ago
The Russian Athletics Federation has handed down two-year bans on three runners - Svetlana Klyuka, Yevgenia Zinuriva and Nailya Yulamanova -- the federation press service reported Tuesday. More »Russia bans three runners for 'biometric abnormalities'
The Russian Athletics Federation has handed down two-year bans on three runners - Svetlana Klyuka, Yevgenia Zinuriva and Nailya Yulamanova -- the federation press service reported Tuesday.
Spanish woman driver hurt in F1 test crash Reuters - 2 hrs 14 mins ago
LONDON (Reuters) - Spanish Formula One test driver Maria De Villota was taken to hospital after her car hit a parked truck at an airfield in eastern England, her Marussia team said on Tuesday. Marussia … More »Spanish woman driver hurt in F1 test crash
LONDON (Reuters) - Spanish Formula One test driver Maria De Villota was taken to hospital after her car hit a parked truck at an airfield in eastern England, her Marussia team said on Tuesday. Marussia said in a statement that De Villota, who was testing the car for the first time, was injured in an accident at Duxford …
German car sales surge 3% from year-earlier AFP - 2 hrs 16 mins ago
New car sales in Germany, a key gauge of demand in one of the most important sectors of Europe's biggest economy, are continuing to defy the crisis and still on the rise, data showed on Tuesday. More »German car sales surge 3% from year-earlier
New car sales in Germany, a key gauge of demand in one of the most important sectors of Europe's biggest economy, are continuing to defy the crisis and still on the rise, data showed on Tuesday.
Gay, Powell go head-to-head in London AFP - 2 hrs 40 mins ago
Tyson Gay and Asafa Powell will step up their preparations for the Olympics with a showdown at the London Grand Prix Diamond League meeting later this month, it was confirmed Tuesday. More »Gay, Powell go head-to-head in London
Tyson Gay and Asafa Powell will step up their preparations for the Olympics with a showdown at the London Grand Prix Diamond League meeting later this month, it was confirmed Tuesday.
Feathers, Federer both on Centre Court on wet day AP - 3 hrs ago
While rain fell over the rest of the All England Club on Monday, the only thing falling over Centre Court was feathers. More »Feathers, Federer both on Centre Court on wet day
While rain fell over the rest of the All England Club on Monday, the only thing falling over Centre Court was feathers.
The accidental performer: A walk in Olympic Park AP - 3 hrs ago
I didn't mean to crash a top-secret rehearsal for the London Olympics opening ceremony. I was just trying to validate my credentials before the Olympic Park was mobbed. If I am hauled into some sports … More »The accidental performer: A walk in Olympic Park
I didn't mean to crash a top-secret rehearsal for the London Olympics opening ceremony. I was just trying to validate my credentials before the Olympic Park was mobbed. If I am hauled into some sports court and you never hear from me again, here's my minute-by-minute defense.
Tarmoh concedes Olympic spot in 100 to Felix AP - 4 hrs ago
Jeneba Tarmoh changed her mind after listening to her heart. More »Tarmoh concedes Olympic spot in 100 to Felix
Jeneba Tarmoh changed her mind after listening to her heart.
Japan trio contribute to Seattle Mariners' win AFP - 5 hrs ago
Casper Wells' bases-clearing double scored Japanese stars Ichiro Suzuki and Munenori Kawasaki and lifted the Seattle Mariners to a 6-3 win over the Baltimore Orioles. More »Japan trio contribute to Seattle Mariners' win
Casper Wells' bases-clearing double scored Japanese stars Ichiro Suzuki and Munenori Kawasaki and lifted the Seattle Mariners to a 6-3 win over the Baltimore Orioles.
It's a family affair for Japan gymnastics trio Reuters - 6 hrs ago
TOKYO (Reuters) - The competition at the London Olympics is already guaranteed to be intense but three Japanese gymnasts may have an extra source of motivation as they vie for gold medals: sibling rivalry. … More »It's a family affair for Japan gymnastics trio
TOKYO (Reuters) - The competition at the London Olympics is already guaranteed to be intense but three Japanese gymnasts may have an extra source of motivation as they vie for gold medals: sibling rivalry. "When it comes to competing, of course I don't want to lose to the younger two," grinned Kazuhito Tanaka, 27, referring …
Serena battles wind, rain and fans Reuters - 6 hrs ago
LONDON (Reuters) - Dealing with screaming fans jostling for photos and autographs is part of the job for Wimbledon's serial winners, but it would seem some are being asked to practice a little more than … More »Serena battles wind, rain and fans
LONDON (Reuters) - Dealing with screaming fans jostling for photos and autographs is part of the job for Wimbledon's serial winners, but it would seem some are being asked to practice a little more than others. A wet and windy Court Two was chosen as the fitting venue for four-times Wimbledon champion Serena Williams to …
South Sudan "cheetahs" sniff the Olympic scent Reuters - 6 hrs ago
TORIT, South Sudan (Reuters) - Oyiki Sirino hopes the sinewy legs that once saved him from rebel raiders as a refugee from war can one day carry him and the ambitions of the world's newest nation to the … More »South Sudan "cheetahs" sniff the Olympic scent
TORIT, South Sudan (Reuters) - Oyiki Sirino hopes the sinewy legs that once saved him from rebel raiders as a refugee from war can one day carry him and the ambitions of the world's newest nation to the Olympic Games. Bounding over the sandy maroon earth among herds of goats and football players at a local airfield at Torit, …
Blake spoils Bolt's party at Jamaican trials AFP - 6 hrs ago
The Jamaican Olympic Athletics Trials promised fireworks heading into the four-day championship at the National Stadium and it delivered -- just not the way most had it scripted. More »Blake spoils Bolt's party at Jamaican trials
The Jamaican Olympic Athletics Trials promised fireworks heading into the four-day championship at the National Stadium and it delivered -- just not the way most had it scripted.
Sharapova loses at Wimbledon, will drop from No. 1 AP - 7 hrs ago
All at once, there was a frenzy of activity at a wet and windy All England Club early Monday afternoon. More »Sharapova loses at Wimbledon, will drop from No. 1
All at once, there was a frenzy of activity at a wet and windy All England Club early Monday afternoon.
AP Source: Hawks agree to deal Joe Johnson to Nets AP - 7 hrs ago
The Hawks have agreed to deal All-Star guard Joe Johnson to the Brooklyn Nets for five players and a draft pick, and Atlanta will send forward Marvin Williams to the Utah Jazz for guard Devin Harris. More »AP Source: Hawks agree to deal Joe Johnson to Nets
The Hawks have agreed to deal All-Star guard Joe Johnson to the Brooklyn Nets for five players and a draft pick, and Atlanta will send forward Marvin Williams to the Utah Jazz for guard Devin Harris.
Rays rally past Yankees on Teixeira error Reuters - 7 hrs ago
(Reuters) - Tampa Bay took advantage of a costly New York Yankees error to rally past the American League East leaders 4-3 on Monday, earning a much-needed victory to halt their recent slide. The Rays … More »Rays rally past Yankees on Teixeira error
(Reuters) - Tampa Bay took advantage of a costly New York Yankees error to rally past the American League East leaders 4-3 on Monday, earning a much-needed victory to halt their recent slide. The Rays trailed 3-2 entering the bottom of the seventh but scraped out a pair of clutch runs to turn the tide. Pinch-hitter Brooks …
Weaver, Angels blank Indians 3-0 AP - 8 hrs ago
Jered Weaver was surrounded. There were baserunners at every corner and trouble everywhere he looked. More »Weaver, Angels blank Indians 3-0
Jered Weaver was surrounded. There were baserunners at every corner and trouble everywhere he looked.
Serena feels fresh for quarter-final with Kvitova Reuters - 9 hrs ago
LONDON (Reuters) - Serena Williams, the Wimbledon winner in 2010, had a warning for Petra Kvitova, the present champion, ahead of the quarter-final meeting between the two at the All-England Club on Tuesday. … More »Serena feels fresh for quarter-final with Kvitova
LONDON (Reuters) - Serena Williams, the Wimbledon winner in 2010, had a warning for Petra Kvitova, the present champion, ahead of the quarter-final meeting between the two at the All-England Club on Tuesday. "I don't feel tired at all; I feel so fresh," the American sixth seed said after Monday's three-set win over Kazakh …
Jeremy Lin withdraws from USA select team AFP - 9 hrs ago
New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin has withdrawn from the USA men's select team that will train this month against the 2012 USA basketball men's national team during training camp in Las Vegas. More »Jeremy Lin withdraws from USA select team
New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin has withdrawn from the USA men's select team that will train this month against the 2012 USA basketball men's national team during training camp in Las Vegas.
Hardy wins 50m freestyle as Torres denied AFP - 9 hrs ago
Jessica Hardy won the 50m freestyle at the US Olympic swimming trials as Dara Torres was denied in her bid to make a sixth Olympic team. More »Hardy wins 50m freestyle as Torres denied
Jessica Hardy won the 50m freestyle at the US Olympic swimming trials as Dara Torres was denied in her bid to make a sixth Olympic team.
Torres narrowly misses out on London Games Reuters - 9 hrs ago
OMAHA, Nebraska (Reuters) - Dara Torres announced her retirement from swimming after she came up agonizingly short in her bid to make the United States team for the London Olympics on the last day of the … More »Torres narrowly misses out on London Games
OMAHA, Nebraska (Reuters) - Dara Torres announced her retirement from swimming after she came up agonizingly short in her bid to make the United States team for the London Olympics on the last day of the trials on Monday. The 45-year-old mother, who defied the odds for years by beating women much younger than her, needed …
Dara Torres misses out on 6th Olympic team AP - 10 hrs ago
Dara Torres lingered in the water after the other swimmers had climbed out of the pool. More »Dara Torres misses out on 6th Olympic team
Dara Torres lingered in the water after the other swimmers had climbed out of the pool.
Phelps leads power-packed U.S. swimming team for London Reuters - 10 hrs ago
OMAHA, Nebraska (Reuters) - The United States have picked a powerful team of 47 swimmers, overflowing with talent and experience, for the London Olympics after the national trials ended on Monday. The … More »Phelps leads power-packed U.S. swimming team for London
OMAHA, Nebraska (Reuters) - The United States have picked a powerful team of 47 swimmers, overflowing with talent and experience, for the London Olympics after the national trials ended on Monday. The squad was made up of 23 men and 24 women, and led, once again, by the mercurial Michael Phelps, who qualified for his fourth …
Paterno family: Release all emails and records AP - 11 hrs ago
Joe Paterno's family has called on Pennsylvania's attorney general and former FBI Director Louis Freeh to release all emails and records related to their investigations into the Penn State child sex-abuse … More »Paterno family: Release all emails and records
Joe Paterno's family has called on Pennsylvania's attorney general and former FBI Director Louis Freeh to release all emails and records related to their investigations into the Penn State child sex-abuse scandal, saying a leaker or leakers have used selective emails to "smear" the late coach and university officials.

Business News

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Apple pays $60 million to settle China iPad trademark dispute Reuters - 18 hrs ago
SHANGHAI (Reuters) - Apple Inc has paid $60 million to Proview Technology (Shenzhen) to end a protracted legal dispute over the iPad trademark in China. The lawsuit had … More »Apple pays $60 million to settle China iPad trademark dispute
SHANGHAI (Reuters) - Apple Inc has paid $60 million to Proview Technology (Shenzhen) to end a protracted legal dispute over the iPad trademark in China. The lawsuit had hampered some sales and delayed the introduction of the new iPad in China. Prior to the launch, Proview requested authorities in scores of Chinese cities …
Eurozone unemployment hits new record in May AP - 23 hrs ago
Unemployment in the 17-country euro currency bloc hit another record in May as the crippling financial crisis pushed the continent toward the brink of recession, official … More »Eurozone unemployment hits new record in May
Unemployment in the 17-country euro currency bloc hit another record in May as the crippling financial crisis pushed the continent toward the brink of recession, official figures showed Monday.
Microsoft takes $6.2B hit to account for ad woes AP - 12 hrs ago
Microsoft is absorbing a $6.2 billion charge to reflect that one of the biggest deals in its 37-year history turned out to be a dud. More »Microsoft takes $6.2B hit to account for ad woes
Microsoft is absorbing a $6.2 billion charge to reflect that one of the biggest deals in its 37-year history turned out to be a dud.
FACT CHECK: On keeping your current health plan AP - 21 hrs ago
In promoting the health care law, President Barack Obama is repeating his persistent and unsubstantiated assurance that Americans who like their health insurance can … More »FACT CHECK: On keeping your current health plan
In promoting the health care law, President Barack Obama is repeating his persistent and unsubstantiated assurance that Americans who like their health insurance can simply keep it. Republican rival Mitt Romney says quite the opposite, but his doomsday scenario is a stretch.
Louis Dreyfus sued by trader over cotton squeeze Reuters - 17 hrs ago
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Commodity trading giant Louis Dreyfus Commodities BV has been sued by a former senior trader at rival Glencore, who alleges that Dreyfus illegally … More »Louis Dreyfus sued by trader over cotton squeeze
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Commodity trading giant Louis Dreyfus Commodities BV has been sued by a former senior trader at rival Glencore, who alleges that Dreyfus illegally cornered the cotton market last year as prices tumbled from record highs. In one of the highest-profile commodity market-manipulation lawsuits in more than …
China court: Apple pays $60M to settle iPad case AP - Mon, Jul 2, 2012
Apple has paid $60 million to settle a dispute in China over ownership of the iPad name, a court announced Monday, removing a potential obstacle to sales of the popular … More »China court: Apple pays $60M to settle iPad case
Apple has paid $60 million to settle a dispute in China over ownership of the iPad name, a court announced Monday, removing a potential obstacle to sales of the popular tablet computer in the key Chinese market.
GlaxoSmithKline settles healthcare fraud case for $3 billion Reuters - 17 hrs ago
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - GlaxoSmithKline Plc agreed to plead guilty to misdemeanor criminal charges and pay $3 billion to settle what government officials on Monday described … More »GlaxoSmithKline settles healthcare fraud case for $3 billion
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - GlaxoSmithKline Plc agreed to plead guilty to misdemeanor criminal charges and pay $3 billion to settle what government officials on Monday described as the largest case of healthcare fraud in U.S. history. The agreement, which still needs court approval, would resolve allegations that the British …
CNN's Anderson Cooper says "the fact is, I'm gay" Reuters - 19 hrs ago
NEW YORK (Reuters) - CNN's Anderson Cooper said in a public statement on Monday that he is gay, adding that while privacy is important for journalists, he did not want … More »CNN's Anderson Cooper says "the fact is, I'm gay"
NEW YORK (Reuters) - CNN's Anderson Cooper said in a public statement on Monday that he is gay, adding that while privacy is important for journalists, he did not want to give the impression he was hiding something and wanted to stand up against bullying. "The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn't …
FACT CHECK: Buyer beware in health debate AP - 20 hrs ago
President Barack Obama promises nothing will change for people who like their health coverage except it'll become more affordable, but the facts don't back him up. Mitt … More »FACT CHECK: Buyer beware in health debate
President Barack Obama promises nothing will change for people who like their health coverage except it'll become more affordable, but the facts don't back him up. Mitt Romney groundlessly calls the health care law a slayer of jobs certain to deepen the national debt.
Barclays boss Diamond bows to pressure and quits AP - 29 mins ago
Barclays Chief Executive Bob Diamond quit his job Tuesday, the latest scalp in a financial markets scandal that has also seen the bank's chairman announce his intention … More »Barclays boss Diamond bows to pressure and quits
Barclays Chief Executive Bob Diamond quit his job Tuesday, the latest scalp in a financial markets scandal that has also seen the bank's chairman announce his intention to resign and sown the seeds for another investigation into Britain's banking sector.
Airbus to open factory on rival Boeing's U.S. turf Reuters - 14 hrs ago
MOBILE, Alabama (Reuters) - Flanked by U.S. Gulf Coast politicians, top executives from Airbus unveiled plans to build their first U.S. factory and said it will help … More »Airbus to open factory on rival Boeing's U.S. turf
MOBILE, Alabama (Reuters) - Flanked by U.S. Gulf Coast politicians, top executives from Airbus unveiled plans to build their first U.S. factory and said it will help the European planemaker win market share from Boeing Co in the world's busiest aviation market. The plant in Mobile, Alabama, is due to open in 2016 and will …
Greece to present debt inspectors 'alarming' data AP - 1 hr 5 mins ago
Greece's new government will present "alarming" data on its recession and unemployment to international debt inspectors this week, in a bid to renegotiate the terms … More »Greece to present debt inspectors 'alarming' data
Greece's new government will present "alarming" data on its recession and unemployment to international debt inspectors this week, in a bid to renegotiate the terms of its bailout agreements.
Wall Street shakes off factory data; S&P, Nasdaq rise Reuters - 13 hrs ago
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Stocks edged higher on Monday, shaking off a surprise contraction in manufacturing, which some investors took as a signal the Federal Reserve will … More »Wall Street shakes off factory data; S&P, Nasdaq rise
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Stocks edged higher on Monday, shaking off a surprise contraction in manufacturing, which some investors took as a signal the Federal Reserve will take more forceful actions to boost the economy. The Institute for Supply Management's manufacturing index came in at a lower reading than expected in June, …
Once Europe exits crisis, will UK exit Europe? AP - 23 hrs ago
Senior lawmakers say Prime Minister David Cameron must offer Britain a vote on quitting the European Union as the bloc is transformed by efforts to solve the continent's … More »Once Europe exits crisis, will UK exit Europe?
Senior lawmakers say Prime Minister David Cameron must offer Britain a vote on quitting the European Union as the bloc is transformed by efforts to solve the continent's debt crisis.
Barclays boss under pressure as bank inquiry launched Reuters - 13 hrs ago
LONDON (Reuters) - Pressure grew on Barclays Plc Chief Executive Bob Diamond to quit as Britain launched an inquiry on Monday into a market-rigging scandal, saying a … More »Barclays boss under pressure as bank inquiry launched
LONDON (Reuters) - Pressure grew on Barclays Plc Chief Executive Bob Diamond to quit as Britain launched an inquiry on Monday into a market-rigging scandal, saying a "culture that flourished in the age of irresponsibility" among bankers had to end. Barclays Chairman Marcus Agius resigned on Monday, saying "the buck stops …
Airbus to build 1st US assembly plant in Alabama AP - 12 hrs ago
European aerospace giant Airbus will build its first airplane factory in the U.S., aiming to compete better against archrival Boeing in the battle to dominate the global … More »Airbus to build 1st US assembly plant in Alabama
European aerospace giant Airbus will build its first airplane factory in the U.S., aiming to compete better against archrival Boeing in the battle to dominate the global aviation industry.
Futures little changed heading into holiday; Microsoft eyed Reuters - 10 mins ago
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Stock index futures were little changed on Tuesday as investors aimed to head into the Independence Day holiday without making big positions in their … More »Futures little changed heading into holiday; Microsoft eyed
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Stock index futures were little changed on Tuesday as investors aimed to head into the Independence Day holiday without making big positions in their portfolios. Trading volume is expected to be light, making stocks more vulnerable to a selloff if factory orders data due at 10:00 a.m ET (1400 GMT), …
Spain bank could get bailout money within weeks AP - 1 hr 57 mins ago
Spain's ailing banks could get their rescue money within weeks as talks over the terms of their bailout from a European fund are moving swiftly, the economy minister … More »Spain bank could get bailout money within weeks
Spain's ailing banks could get their rescue money within weeks as talks over the terms of their bailout from a European fund are moving swiftly, the economy minister said Tuesday.
Microsoft to take $6.2B charge for online ad biz AP - 15 hrs ago
Microsoft is absorbing a $6.2 billion charge to reflect its inability to produce more revenue from an online ad service that it bought nearly five years ago. More »Microsoft to take $6.2B charge for online ad biz
Microsoft is absorbing a $6.2 billion charge to reflect its inability to produce more revenue from an online ad service that it bought nearly five years ago.
Demands grow for UK to consider cutting EU ties AP - 21 hrs ago
Will Britain's EU membership be one more casualty of the continent's devastating debt crisis? More »Demands grow for UK to consider cutting EU ties
Will Britain's EU membership be one more casualty of the continent's devastating debt crisis?

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Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 3, 2012

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.: Walt Kelly (1913 - 1973), "Pogo" (comic strip)
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Health food makes me sick.: Calvin Trillin (1935 - )
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