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Amanda Knox Wrote a Letter to Family of Her Murdered Roommate, Report Claims
Steve Irwin would be so proud. The late "Crocodile Hunter" star's daughter Bindi Irwin walked the carpet last night at the AACTA Awards in Sydney looking all grown up and beautiful in a black, floral dress. The awards celebrate Australia's best films and tv. The 15-year-old, who starred in "Return…
Did you know that your pubic record is online for anyone to see? Search anyone and you can see marriages, bankruptcies, licenses, and more.
AdChoices Instant Checkmate SponsoredChaney Zinn knew something was amiss when her first-grader came home sobbing over what happened during school lunch. On Tuesday, just as her son and his class were sitting down to eat at Uintah Elementary School in Salt Lake City, staff started confiscating trays of warm food from students…
A head-to-head race with a 2014 Corvette Stingray Z51 reveals that the executive sedan's performance -- as well as its powertrain -- is electric. The Tesla Model S on the other hand is a car for eco-minded executives that worry more about the effects of burning fossil fuels than of the ability to…
The United States has raised concerns with Moscow over a reported Russian test of a cruise missile and is evaluating whether it breaks a 1987 treaty, a US official said Thursday. Washington has raised "the possibility of... a violation," State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said, amid reports…
Valerie Trierweiler has threatened to lift the lid on bed-hopping and back-stabbing at the top of the French state after being dumped by President Francois Hollande. In interviews that would have set alarm bells ringing at the Elysee Palace, the former first lady made it clear Friday she had been…
CAMBRIDGE, Md. (AP) — House Republican leaders challenged President Barack Obama on Thursday to override the opposition of the Senate's top Democrat and help pass trade legislation the administration favors.
Guadalajara (Mexico) (AFP) - Mexican security forces backed by helicopter arrested one of the leaders of a major drug cartel in a dramatic military raid in the country's second-largest city. Ruben Oseguera Gonzalez, known as "El Menchito," is believed to be the second-in-command of the powerful…
As if Barack Obama didn't have enough problems to deal with already, his administration now is being asked to weigh in on the grave matter of Justin Bieber's bad behavior. By midday Wednesday (1700 GMT), a petition on the White House website calling for the deportation of the Canadian-born teen…
Tiger Woods enjoyed some welcome Arabian comfort on Thursday, opening the Dubai Desert Classic with a 68 that was 11 shots better than his previous round at Torrey Pines last Saturday. Just a bad day at the office was his unperturbed assessment of that round, and he did enough at the Majlis…
House GOP leaders released a document of "standards" for immigration reform on Thursday.
US actress Scarlett Johansson has ended her role as Oxfam ambassador following a dispute over her ad campaign for a firm operating in an Israeli settlement in the occupied West Bank. Johansson's departure, announced overnight by her publicist, was welcomed by Palestinian activists on Thursday,…
Walking your pooch during winter months is a daunting prospect for many dogs and their owners as the animals’ feet are tormented by ice and burning salt. Catherine Miller, a professional dog walker and founder of Pet Nanny NYC, says the best way “pawtection” are dog...
The retinol cream that stands the test of time. Discover why dermatologists recommend this wrinkle product more than cosmetic injections.
AdChoices LifeCellSponsoredPope Francis has dined with homeless people, made the cover of Time and Rolling Stone and now has blessed a parrot belonging to a male stripper. The parrot, named Amore, was initially passed up by Pope Francis as he rode around in the popemobile during...
As Time Warner Cable continues to fend off potential offers from Charter and Comcast, its TV subscribers are fleeing at a rapid pace. The Wall Street Journal reports that TWC lost 825,000 TV users in 2013, which amounts to almost 7% of its entire customer base. Although 217,000 of those users left…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A woman who drove 2 miles through a Los Angeles suburb with a dying man on her windshield says she can't remember hitting him.
Danny DiPietro, a 10-year-old from Howell, Michigan, was in the car with his dad on the way home from a hockey game when he made a life-saving observation out of the corner of his eye.
Grenoble (France) (AFP) - French doctors have started trying to bring Formula One legend Michael Schumacher out of the induced coma he was placed in after a near-fatal ski accident in December. The drugs used to keep Schumacher, 45, unconscious have begun to be reduced, though it may be some time…