Aaron's Daily WWW Newspaper
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This edition was generated on Mon Jan 29 08:45:01 EST 2018
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 28, 2018
- Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele.
- Bagdikian's Observation
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
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