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This edition was generated on Fri Jan 29 08:45:01 EST 2016
He had fans, but not voters
Wondering What Causes Heartburn? Learn About Causes of Heartburn, Including the Types of Food That Can Trigger Heartburn.
An Alabama family says an escaped snake at Disney's Animal Kingdom dropped from a tree and bit a boy, and that led to the death of the boy's grandmother
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran flew a surveillance drone over a U.S. aircraft carrier and took "precise" photographs of it as part of an ongoing naval drill, state television reported Friday. The U.S. Navy said an unarmed Iranian drone flew near a French and American carrier on Jan. 12, but couldn't…
DALLAS (AP) — Ethan Couch was behind the wheel of a pickup truck, reeking of booze when police confronted him. He had no driver's license. Next to him was a passed-out, half-naked girl, and an open vodka bottle lay on the backseat floor.
A metal object believed to be plane wreckage washed up on the Malaysian east coast on Wednesday, prompting speculation for the second time in a week that debris from missing Malaysian Airlines aircraft MH370 may have surfaced. The object was found along the same coastline facing the South China Sea…
The Military has secretly released a flashlight that is now available to the public for a limited time only. Grab one now before they are gone!
DEAR ABBY: I'm a male in my early 50s. As a shy 21-year-old, I had minor surgery to straighten a small (but at the time, to me, ginormous) hump on my nose. I didn't tell many people and it boosted my confidence, and although I can't say I regret it, looking back I don't think it was really needed.…
Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon told INSIDE EDITION that the driver has accepted her apology.
Japan on Thursday unveiled its first stealth fighter jet, officials said, with the maiden test flight planned for next month. The X-2, developed by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries, measures 14.2 metres (47 feet) long and 9.1 metres wide and was built as a successor to the F-2 fighter jets developed…
This may help explain the bizarre circumstances of Tyler Sash's death.
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
A female shark eats a male shark after a turf war in an aquarium in Seoul. Julie Noce reports.
By Michelle Conlin and Grant Smith NEW YORK (Reuters) - There were stays at boutique hotels featuring rooftop pools, private soirees at members-only, jacket-and-tie clubs and fundraisers at the Four Seasons, the St. Regis and the Mandarin Oriental. In the world of Jeb Bush, the campaign for the…
Court records show the wife of an American pastor who was imprisoned for nearly four years in Iran filed court documents to legally separate from him on the same day he returned home to Idaho
MARIETTA, Ga. (AP) — Police radio calls released Thursday provide a glimpse of the high-speed chase on a busy interstate that ended with the driver of a pickup truck in a shootout with state troopers.
A new fuel that's killing is poised to decimate Big Oil's obscene profits, make OPEC obsolete, & hand the U.S. 100% energy independence...
Bum the kitten may look terrified to see you, but that's just how he always looks, so don't take it personally. Slightly cross-eyed and perpetually upset-looking, Bum was rescued by the San Diego Humane Society along with his four siblings. Immediately, they could tell something was a bit different…
DEAR ABBY: After 27 years of marriage, my wife told me she is attracted to other women. To my knowledge, she has acted on this only once. Every day I wonder where our relationship stands. One day she can't see herself without me; the next, she says we should divorce. I don't know if I should end…
New video of a fight at a school in Northeast Philadelphia is under investigation.
Pregnant women are being urged to think twice before travelling to Latin American and Caribbean countries battling a rise in cases of microcephaly -- a rare but brutal condition that shrinks the brains of unborn babies. The increase has coincided with an outbreak of the usually benign Zika virus.…
Many seniors are surprised at how much they can really get from a Reverse Mortgage. This new Reverse Mortgage Calculator now reveals even more.
Anaheim Ducks defenseman Clayton Stoner pleaded guilty to illegally hunting a grizzly bear back in 2013.
Carly Fiorina seems to have a problem with the truth.
FBI says video shows slain Oregon occupier reach for jacket pocket. Rough Cut (no reporter narration).