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DEAR ABBY: After 27 years of marriage, my wife told me she is attracted to other women. To my knowledge, she has acted on this only once. Every day I wonder where our relationship stands. One day she can't see herself without me; the next, she says we should divorce. I don't know if I should end…
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MILWAUKEE (AP) — Samy Mohamed Hamzeh wanted to shoot up a Milwaukee Masonic event center in the name of Islam because he thought the group that owns it is "playing with the world like a game," according to federal authorities.
Court records show the wife of an American pastor who was imprisoned for nearly four years in Iran filed court documents to legally separate from him on the same day he returned home to Idaho
In the world of Jeb Bush, the campaign for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination has at times been a whirl of private planes and high-end affairs, according to the federal filings of Bush’s campaign and his Super PAC, Right to Rise, which can raise unlimited funds for Bush as long as it does…
Japan unveils homemade stealth plane as it tries to catch up on the technology and enhance its reconnaissance and intelligence capabilities as China expands its own military presence
On May 1, 2016 Congress’ historic Social Security reform goes live. Some Americans stand to lose $50,000. Others will win big. [Full Story]
BURNS, Ore. (AP) —
The state has not dealt with the legacy of the War on Drugs.
New video released by the Mexican government shows the moment Joaquin Guzman, the notorious drug lord better known as "El Chapo," tried to flee authorities before being taken into custody.
A 17-year-old girl has been arrested in the separate shootings of two teenagers, including a 13-year-old boy who became the first homicide victim of the year in Camden, New Jersey
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DEAR ABBY: I have been married for 10 years. Four years ago, while waiting for our divorce to be finalized, I decided I'd start dating online and suggested she do the same. We were still friends, so I didn't think it was crossing any boundaries.My online dating efforts were met with peculiar…
Sweden intends to expel up to 80,000 migrants who arrived in 2015 and whose application for asylum has been rejected, Interior Minister Anders Ygeman said Wednesday. "We are talking about 60,000 people but the number could climb to 80,000," the minister was quoted as saying by Swedish media, adding…
The newest member of the Budweiser family isn't a new watered-down brew filled with some sort of citrus flavoring. It's far more adorable than that. Warm Springs Ranch, the beer company's own 300-acre Clydesdale breeding farm in Boonseville, Missouri welcomed the newest member of it's majestic…
Orange County Sheriff Sandra Hutchens said five arrests have been made in connection with three inmates who escaped the Orange County Central Men's Jail.
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SeniorPeopleMeet.comSponsoredBritain said on Thursday it would take "extremely seriously" the findings of a United Nations report which says British military ally Saudi Arabia could have committed crimes against humanity in Yemen. A United Nations report on Wednesday said the Saudi-led coalition has targeted civilians in…
CHICAGO (AP) — The widow of a disgraced Illinois police officer who staged his suicide to appear he was gunned down in the line of duty, sparking an intensive manhunt, was indicted Wednesday on charges of assisting her husband in siphoning money from a youth program.
The WWE Diva Nikki Bella underwent successful neck surgery, but she still has a long recovery ahead.
Donald Trump isn't the first one to do it
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
Provide-SavingsSponsoredKlay Thompson scored a season-high 45 points, Stephen Curry got going after halftime and so did the Golden State Warriors, who avenged one of their four defeats this season by beating the Dallas Mavericks 127-107 on Wednesday night
The doctor at the center of the Uber scuffle tells 'GMA' she is 'ashamed' for her actions.