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Student, 16, Is in Critical Condition After Setting Himself Ablaze
DEAR ABBY: My two children and I have lived with my parents for a few years because I had some health problems. Now that I am healthy again, I'm ready to return to work and move to a new home, but I am encountering severe resistance from my parents. As I have recovered, our situation has gone from…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredDALLAS (AP) — The husband of a pregnant, brain-dead Texas woman who was taken off life support over the weekend named what would have been the couple's second child before his wife was removed from machines.
Waving away security guards, Mr. Obama turned and addressed Mr. Hong, himself undocumented. "We've got this Constitution, we've got this whole thing about separation of powers," Obama continued. Obama, a former constitutional law professor, was once skeptical of the aggressive use of presidential…
AURORA, Ill. (AP) — Down the road from an emergency food pantry where a small crowd waits for the chance to gather free groceries, there is a church sign that reads: "If you need help, ask God. If you don't, thank God."
Karzai is sounding more like the Taliban in his public statements and recycling their propaganda in his criticisms of the U.S., but he’ll never make peace with the terrorist group.
Manchester United supporters will hope to get a first glimpse of record signing Juan Mata on Tuesday when Cardiff City visit Old Trafford in the Premier League. Mata completed a £37.1 million ($61.2 million, 44.8 million euros) move from Chelsea on Saturday and will go straight into the squad to…
The arctic blast that sent temperatures in the Midwest and other parts of the country plummeting has provided some spectacular bone-chilling imagery.
MPs on Tuesday took aim at Queen Elizabeth II's household accountants, saying they must cut their costs and tackle a huge backlog of repairs to the monarch's crumbling palaces. Palace officials must also do more to boost the royal family's income as they are dipping into reserve funds alarmingly…
A court in Kenya on Tuesday slapped a record sentence on a Chinese ivory smuggler, the first person to be convicted under tough new laws designed to stem a surge in poaching. Tang Yong Jian, 40, was ordered to pay 20 million shillings (170,500 euros, 233,000 dollars) or else go to jail for seven…
Stars line up to pay tribute to The Beatles, with Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in attendance
WASHINGTON (AP) — The new Homeland Security secretary says an earned path to citizenship for the roughly 11 million immigrants living in the United States illegally is a matter of national security.
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DENVER (AP) — Pot at the county fair? Why not?
The compromise farm bill announced Monday by congressional negotiators sets policy for food stamps and farm programs. The bill would cut food stamps by around $800 million a year and continue generous farm subsidies. Agriculture programs in the bill:
Battir (Palestinian Territories) (AFP) - Israel's separation barrier could soon destroy the livelihoods and redraw the demographics of two Palestinian villages south of Jerusalem, locals say, should an imminent court ruling approve its planned route. The barrier -- in parts an eight-metre-high…
ROME (AP) — Animal rights groups on Monday appealed to Pope Francis to end the practice of releasing doves from a Vatican window overlooking St. Peter's Square, a day after a pair of the peace symbols were attacked by a seagull and crow while a crowd including thousands of children watched below.
GAMEVISION: In a deal with Epic Games, Microsoft now has complete control of the Gears of War franchise. Gears of War which was one of the signature franchises for XBOX 360. This deal means Gears of War will be coming to XBOX ONE and not to Sony's Playstation.