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DEAR ABBY: I have been married for 10 years. Four years ago, while waiting for our divorce to be finalized, I decided I'd start dating online and suggested she do the same. We were still friends, so I didn't think it was crossing any boundaries.My online dating efforts were met with peculiar…
Iran's navy warned a U.S. warship on Wednesday to leave waters near the Strait of Hormuz where the Iranians were testing submarines, destroyers and missile launchers, news agencies reported. The commander of Iran's fleet, Rear-Admiral Habibollah Sayyari, told Tasnim news agency the U.S. ship was…
Eight members of the militant group Hamas were missing Wednesday after the collapse of a tunnel in the Gaza Strip caused by rain and flooding, a security source said. The tunnel collapsed overnight in the area of Jabalia in the north of the Palestinian enclave after several days of rainfall, the…
Andy Howland ended Deven Schuko's impressive winning streak.
On May 1, 2016 Congress’ historic Social Security reform goes live. Some Americans stand to lose $50,000. Others will win big. [Full Story]
San Francisco police arrested made 48 arrests, including two murder suspects, in the city's biggest drug bust in recent memory.
KANOYA, Japan (AP) — One of Mitsubishi's legendary Zero fighter planes took to the skies over Japan on Wednesday for the first time since World War II.
World number two Andy Murray celebrated a day of rare British success on Wednesday after he outlasted Spain's David Ferrer to join compatriot Johanna Konta in the Australian Open semi-finals. Murray, the four-time runner-up, saw off the tenacious Ferrer 6-3, 6-7 (5/7), 6-2, 6-3 in three hours, 20…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Here are the latest developments from the 2016 race for president, one week out from the Iowa caucuses. All times local.
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A century ago, towering forests of chestnut trees blanketed the East Coast of the United States. Then a fungus that hitched a ride on imported Asian chestnut trees began to infect entire woodlands.
Even though we weren’t in daily contact, I still considered Staci* a close friend. We had known each other since fourth grade and had been emotional intimates since then. We lived down the street from each other in our suburban neighborhood, and had sleepovers, campfires, parties — the usual ...
Mayor Rahm Emanuel's text messages have been made public, offering a look at the mayor's reaction to a deadly police shooting in December.
By J.R. Wu TAIPEI (Reuters) - Taiwan President Ma Ying-jeou's planned trip to the Taiwanese-held island of Itu Aba in the disputed South China Sea is "extremely unhelpful" and won't do anything to resolve disputes over the waterway, a U.S. official said on Wednesday. Ma's office earlier announced…
The Military has secretly released a flashlight that is now available to the public for a limited time only. Grab one now before they are gone!
The Doomsday Clock remains the same this year.
At about 2 a.m. on Jan. 22, that’s what happened to 29-year-old Pittsburgh woman Janese Talton-Jackson. Earlier in the evening, Talton-Jackson had been at a bar called Cliff’s, where a man named Charles McKinney, 41, reportedly approached her to ask her for a date. Talton-Jackson was found laying…
WASHINGTON (AP) — House Democrats are meeting in Baltimore this week seven years after President Barack Obama took office and relied on them to muscle through his agenda.
Concepcion Picciotto, a 80-year-old Spanish-born nuclear disarmament activist who camped in front of the White House for more than three decades, has died, colleagues said Tuesday. The diminutive weather-worn protester who manned a placard-festooned tent in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue through…
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Cats, goats, owls — they're all old news. 2016 is the year of the tanuki. A tanuki, commonly mistaken for a badger or a raccoon, is actually an atypical species of dog known in Japan. Twitter user @chibi_tori happens to be the caretaker of one, and it is currently stealing the hearts of thousands…
Authorities said Monday that a thrill-seeker who parachuted off a bridge overlooking the Pacific likely drowned, as did the man who jumped in to try to save her
If a 2009 Chevy Malibu got in a head-on collision with a 1959 Chevrolet Bel Air, which car would emerge with the least amount of damage? At first glance, you'd expect an old tank like the Bel Air to obliterate the Malibu, right? But nothing could be further from the truth. DON’T MISS: Fresh Galaxy…