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This edition was generated on Mon Jan 25 08:45:01 EST 2016
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married seven years and have two beautiful children. Overall, the time we have been together has been wonderful, although we do sometimes argue.On more than one occasion, my husband has shared his concern that I am cheating on him. I have never been unfaithful,…
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A man is dead after a homeowner selling an item on Craigslist was tied up during a home invasion, got free, grabbed a gun and shot a suspect
MUSCATINE, Iowa (AP) — On the second-to-last Sunday before the Iowa caucuses, Donald Trump settled into a fifth row pew of an Iowa church for a lesson in humility.
Donald Trump's days as a college student at the University of Pennsylvania may surprise you.
ST. JOHN'S, Newfoundland (AP) — Seven people were taken to hospital after an American Airlines plane from Miami to Milan made an emergency landing in Newfoundland after the jet briefly encountered severe turbulence.
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An updated Congressional Research Service report is adding some new background on the controversy over U.S. presidential candidates like Ted Cruz born overseas who are seeking office.
Boeing Co and air crews from the U.S. Air Force completed the first refueling flight of the KC-46A Pegasus aerial tanker on Sunday, transferring 1,600 pounds (725.75 kg) of fuel to an F-16 fighter jet flying at 20,000 feet (6096 m), Boeing said. Boeing, which has taken a total of $1.3 billion in…
DEAR ABBY: I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl three months ago. I had breastfed my 15-year-old, so it was natural for me to do the same with my new daughter. The problem is my husband, "Jerry," does not support me breastfeeding in public.I'm somewhat large-chested, so I always cover up for fear…
By taking a 1-minute quiz, you can find out if you're at risk for prediabetes. The quiz is part of a new public service campaign that aims to increase awareness of the condition. The goal is to give people an idea of their prediabetes risk, according to the Centers for Disease Control and…
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A gun store owner and his son were shot dead in Pearl River County, Mississippi, on Saturday afternoon after an argument with two customers over a service charge got out of hand, authorities said.
An underwater sonar vehicle used in the search for missing Malaysia Airlines plane MH370 has now been lost to the deep ocean floor after hitting an undersea volcano, Australian officials said Monday. The "towfish", pulled behind a search ship and fitted with survey instruments, plunged to the…
WASHINGTON (AP) — First lady Melania Trump.
Like many memes, what started off as being pretty funny got old pretty quickly, especially when it blankets our Facebook timelines. Even Australian police know how annoying it is. The Queensland Police Service issued a notice on its Facebook page on Monday, looking for a wanted man. See also:…
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Trade Up InvestorsSponsoredPICAYUNE, Miss. (AP) — A gun shop owner and his 17-year-old son died in a shootout over a $25 service charge, and another man and his 29-year-old son are hospitalized, Mississippi authorities said.
Seven more states are needed to call a convention to change the Constitution.
A good samaritan was allegedly killed last Friday by a stranded motorist he stopped to aid during a snowstorm in North Carolina.
Sorry kids, but the snow won't stop school on Monday.
The Military has secretly released a flashlight that is now available to the public for a limited time only. Grab one now before they are gone!
Here a tick, there a tick, everywhere a tick, tick: The critters that can carry Lyme disease are now more widespread in the U.S. than ever before, according to new research. In the study, experts mapped the distribution of Lyme-disease-carrying ticks and found that these ticks are ranging farther…
New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick lamented the missed big plays in a 20-18 loss to the Denver Broncos on Sunday but it was a little one that ultimately may have cost the defending champions a return trip to the Super Bowl. While Belichick rued missed opportunities on both sides of the ball,…
Confetti rained down as tens of thousands of shrieking fans paralysed traffic in the Philippine capital on Monday to welcome home the newly crowned Miss Universe, Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach. The 26-year-old model, looking regal in a flowing blue-green gown, waved the Philippine flag while perched on a…