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DEAR ABBY: My daughter, who recently turned 21, sent me a two-word text message, "I'm pregnant." She has been dating a marijuana-smoking young man for less than a year, and I'm disappointed by this outcome. Her sister, who is a year older, already has two children by two men. No, they weren't…
It probably started in the 1980s, with a few tropical fish hobbyists thinking they were doing the humane thing by dumping unwanted pets in the coastal waters of Florida. But introducing the lionfish, which is native to the Indo-Pacific, to the Atlantic Ocean has turned out to be one of the…
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Polar bears have shifted to a diet of more land-based food in response to climate change and melting sea ice in the Arctic, new research finds. The results suggest that polar bears, at least in the western Hudson Bay area, may be slightly more flexible in the face of climate change than previously…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Much has transpired since Nadya Suleman became "Octomom" by giving birth to eight premature but otherwise healthy children on Jan. 26, 2009. She's gone from medical marvel — hers are the only known full set of octuplets to live past their first week — to national punch line for…
President Hamid Karzai on Saturday signalled that a deal to allow US troops to stay in Afghanistan was close to collapse as the NATO combat mission withdraws after a decade of fighting the Taliban. Late last year, Karzai made a surprise decision not to promptly sign the bilateral security…
Ronan Farrow, seen in this Nov. 2013 inset, is buying a two-bedroom apartment in Manhattan for $1.49 million. Mia Farrow reported last year that her son's father is the late crooner Frank Sinatra. The 26-year old lawyer/activist will live within walking distance of his new job at MSNBC.
North Korea took its demand for the United States and South Korea to halt joint military drills to the United Nations, holding a rare news conference on Friday to warn that the exercises could get "out of control and plunge into unimaginable disaster." North Korea's U.N. Ambassador Sin Son Ho said…
MICHIGAN CITY, Ind. (AP) — Cars were mangled, and some were burned despite the blowing snow. Other vehicles were crushed between jackknifed semi-tractors, so entwined that it was difficult to tell them apart.
FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) — A judge on Friday ordered a Texas hospital to remove life support for a pregnant, brain-dead woman whose family had argued that she would not want to be kept in that condition.
The family was known to authorities for their "unorthodox" living arrangements but there was no cause for intervention and no way of knowing what the parents were planning, the report said. Mick and Mairead Philpott were jailed in April last year, along with their friend Paul Mosley, after being…
WASHINGTON (AP) — India's new envoy to the United States says he wants to raise the "morale" of the India-U.S. relationship as the two nations look to mending ties damaged by the row over American treatment of an Indian diplomat who was arrested and strip-searched in New York.
The case of the Texas woman who has been declared brain-dead, but who is being kept on life-support systems against her husband's wishes because she is pregnant, has become more complicated, with attorneys for the husband saying the fetus shows abnormalities. Hospital officials say a Texas law…
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HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) — The father of the gunman in the Sandy Hook Elementary School mass shooting has agreed to help an investigatory commission obtain his son's school and medical records, the commission's chairman said Friday.
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China's Li Na is confident of handling the pressure of being favourite to win her second Grand Slam title later Saturday against an underdog in some of the best form of her life. The fourth seed, who became Asia's first Grand Slam winner when she was crowned French Open champion in 2011, made the…
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CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Tempers flared at airline offices in Caracas on Friday as Venezuelans reacted angrily to international carriers' refusal to sell tickets after the government devalued the bolivar for flights abroad.