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DEAR ABBY: I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl three months ago. I had breastfed my 15-year-old, so it was natural for me to do the same with my new daughter. The problem is my husband, "Jerry," does not support me breastfeeding in public.I'm somewhat large-chested, so I always cover up for fear…
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Michael Bloomberg, the billionaire former mayor of New York City, has told his aides to draw up plans for an independent campaign for the U.S. presidency, according to a source familiar with the situation. Bloomberg has advised friends and associates that he would be willing to spend at least $1…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Three inmates escaped from a Southern California maximum-security jail by cutting through half-inch steel bars and rappelling from the roof by a makeshift rope, authorities said Saturday as they continued hunting for the men, who include an alleged killer.
Fish skeletons, dead birds, and fishing boats sit abandoned on the desiccated stretch of land that was once the second-largest lake in Bolivia. Lake Poopó is now practically bone-dry, leaving species decimated and hundreds of people without jobs. The lake—once twice the size of Los Angeles—has…
A travel ban has been lifted in New York City, while mass transit service will be slowly resuming after New York City received its second biggest snowfall in history.
The highest paid actor in the world and coolest superhero ever may be fired after the latest controversy. What do you think?
Authorities say the parents of a 2-year-old northeast Ohio boy have been arrested and jailed after the toddler became stuck in a toilet while left alone in the family's apartment
A piece of suspected plane wreckage has been found off the coast of southern Thailand, a local official said on Saturday, prompting speculation it might belong to Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, which vanished nearly two years ago. A large piece of curved metal washed ashore in Nakhon Si Thammarat…
The asterisks aren't fooling anyone.
BELOIT, Wis. (AP) — A 5-year-old boy riding in the back seat of his father's car in southern Wisconsin was killed after an SUV pulled up alongside them and someone opened fire, authorities said.
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The Federal Trade Commission has asked a judge to assess $1.3 billion in damages against former race-car driver Scott Tucker
By Steve Holland and Ginger Gibson PELLA, Iowa /ANKENY, Iowa (Reuters) - U.S. Republican front-runner Donald Trump expressed confidence on Saturday that he could push back attempts by his rivals to knock him off his top perch, saying he could stand on New York's Fifth Avenue "and shoot somebody,"…
Three jail inmates, including a man suspected of murder, escaped from the Orange County Men's Jail on Friday, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Department.
Serena Williams served up a glamour Australian Open quarter-final against arch-rival Maria Sharapova on Sunday as she looks to extend her iron grip over the Russian star. The world number one and defending champion smacked down Margarita Gasparyan 6-2, 6-1 in just 55 minutes on Rod Laver Arena to…
A leading credit card issuer just raised its intro bonus to an industry-leading $500 cash or $625 in travel. And no annual fee the first year.
How's this for #NewYorkValues? New York City is currently enduring a massive winter storm that's expected to dump up to 30 inches of snow on the city. Some subways were shut down, a travel ban has been put in place and residents have been urged to stay inside. Emergency vehicles, however, must…
The guy who made Thor's hammer is back with a lightsaber that not only works, but it also runs on alcohol. Here's how he did it.
BANGKOK (AP) — A large chunk of metal that could be from an aircraft washed ashore in southern Thailand, but Malaysian authorities on Sunday cautioned against speculation of a link to a Malaysia Airlines flight missing almost two years.
The war on teen girls' bodies continues.
A rancher from New Mexico renounced his US Forest Service grazing contract at an event held by an armed group occupying a national wildlife refuge in Oregon
BURNS, Ore. (AP) — The latest on an armed group that took over buildings at a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon (all times local):
By John Davison BEIRUT (Reuters) - Syrian pro-government forces recaptured a key rebel-held town in coastal Latakia province on Sunday, building on battlefield advances in the area just a day ahead of planned peace talks in Geneva between Damascus and Syria's opposition. The latest advance comes…