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Little Noah Chamberlin disappeared one week ago while walking with his grandmother. His body was found Thursday.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Hillary Clinton has questioned Bernie Sanders' electability. She's criticized his plans for health care, foreign policy and Wall Street. And she's tagged him with flip-flopping on gun control.
World number one Serena Williams Friday showed no mercy to Daria Kasatkina in a straight-sets demolition at the Australian Open on Friday, but then offered words of encouragement to the overawed teenager. It sets her up with a fourth-round clash against another Russian, Margarita Gasparyan, with a…
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Turkey is "closely watching" Russian troop movements in Syria near its border, a government source in Ankara said on Friday, after reports that Russian servicemen had deployed in the Syrian border town of Qamishli. Britain-based monitor the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights had said that Russia…
When Netflix said recently that it would begin to block VPN users , many people shrugged it off thinking the move was all talk. Well, we have some bad news for you this morning: It wasn't all talk. Reports are now emerging that Netflix has begun to actively block VPN users in at least one country…
The rare homicide was discovered in Scarsdale Wednesday morning just after 10. Police received a 911 call about a seriously injured woman at 50 Lincoln Road.
Palin's son was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a woman and carrying a gun while intoxicated, police in the family's Alaska hometown said on Tuesday. In a speech she made Wednesday to support leading Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, Palin linked her son's charges to his…
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NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Serial killer Derrick Todd Lee was sentenced to be executed years ago, but instead he died Thursday in a Louisiana hospital.
A Connecticut high school student has been pulled out of classes and reported to police for substituting "ISIS" for the "United States of America" during the Pledge of Allegiance
The 28-year-old man was taken into custody at his apartment at East 4th and Second Avenue Thursday morning.
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Seven bodies have now been identified from 55 unmarked graves dotting the grounds of a reform school for boys in Florida closed in 2011 after former pupils reported decades of abuse, researchers said. The remains of another 14 bodies were "presumptive identifications," according to a final report…
The gesture is largely symbolic because Russia has dismissed similar Ukrainian claims. The westward-leaning former Soviet country's Anti-Monopoly Committee said Gazprom had two months to pay 86 billion hryvnias ($3.5 billion / 3.2 billion euros) for abusing the "monopoly status" it enjoys on gas…
Engineers from the University of Oslo have shown it's not impossible, strapping together eight hexacopters to lift a weight of 61 kilograms a meter into the air, holding it aloft for 37 seconds. Whether that's true or not may depend on the technology being used.
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After the would-be groom left her at the altar, this obese Californian bride did something that will amaze you.
GROZNY, Russia (AP) — Tens of thousands of people rallied Friday in the capital of Russia's Chechnya republic in support of strongman leader Ramzan Kadyrov and Russian President Vladimir Putin.
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) — A southwest Missouri woman has admitted to plotting with a daughter to fatally poison her husband and son with antifreeze and attempt to kill another daughter over a 14-month period.
Teenager Polina Edmunds holds a large lead at the US Figure Skating Championships after former winners Ashley Wagner and Gracie Gold made major mistakes in their short programs