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This edition was generated on Wed Jan 22 08:45:02 EST 2014
DEAR ABBY: I am a 53-year-old male who is fit, healthy and has a good job. I also have two failed marriages behind me, which have cost me dearly, both emotionally and financially. I have no intention of making that mistake again! I have been on my own for five years, and in that time I have had…
SUMTER, S.C. (AP) — A 14-year-old black boy executed nearly 70 years ago is finally getting another day in court, and his lawyers plan to argue Tuesday for a new trial, saying his conviction was tainted by the segregationist-era justice system and scant evidence.
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Justice Scalia calls the demonstrators “counselors” who are comforting women. That’s not what I found at one New Jersey clinic.
Two-time defending champion Victoria Azarenka followed Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova out of the Australian Open Wednesday in another big shock that ensures the Grand Slam tournament will have a new women's champion. The Belarusian was bundled out in the quarter-finals by Poland's Agnieszka…
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Seeing celebrity doubles? Stars and their kids are lookalikes. Demi Moore and daughter Tallulah Willis matched during Sao Paulo Fashion Week.
By Patrick Temple-West WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Republican Party is expected to approve a resolution this week, calling for repeal of an Obama administration law that is designed to crack down on offshore tax dodging. In what would be the party's first appeal to scrap the law - the Foreign…
Fishermen in Japan have begun slaughtering dozens of bottlenose dolphins, ignoring protesters’ calls to spare the animals and a rare public show of concern by the US government. The annual hunt in Taiji, a picturesque whaling town on the Pacific coast, began early Tuesday morning, according to…
MANITOWOC, Wis. (AP) — A Wisconsin man who became lodged in the windshield of a car that struck him said he turned to the driver and said, "Hello, I'm the guy you hit on the bicycle."
RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — Former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell, once viewed as a rising star in the GOP, and his wife were indicted Tuesday on federal corruption charges accusing the couple of accepting tens of thousands of dollars in loans, shopping sprees, money for their daughter's wedding — and even a…
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Let’s start off with the good news: Steven Gove, the cyclist who was hit by a supposedly intoxicated driver this past weekend, did not suffer any serious injuries and appears to be doing ok.
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Tuesday that Iran's atomic drive "will be stopped", a day after an interim agreement bringing sanctions relief for Tehran took effect. "Iran's military nuclear programme must be stopped, and Iran's military nuclear programme will be stopped,"…
Snow blanketed much of the northeastern United States, grounding thousands of flights and causing chaos on the roads as forecasters warned that a brutal cold spell was on its way. Downtown Washington fell eerily silent after the federal government, seeing the swift-moving storm approaching, closed…
This is the second article in a series following five New Rochelle High School seniors on their quest for college financial aid. On a recent Sunday afternoon, Matisse Clayton was hunkered down in the back room of Alvin & Friends, her parents’ restaurant in this economically diverse suburb of New…
PARK CITY, Utah (AP) — Calling his late castmate Paul Walker "a terrific guy," Kurt Russell says he's not sure what will happen with his role in the latest "Fast & Furious" movie.