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This edition was generated on Thu Jan 21 08:45:01 EST 2016
DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend, "Jimmy," and I have been together for two years. After about four months, out of necessity we moved in together and it was great. Not long afterward I got a job two hours away. Since I moved, we get to see each other only every two or three weeks. The separation has been…
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By Maayan Lubell JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel confirmed on Thursday it was planning to appropriate a large tract of fertile land in the occupied West Bank, close to Jordan, a move likely to exacerbate tensions with Western allies and already drawing international condemnation. In an email sent to…
An Indian court Thursday sentenced a millionaire businessman to life in jail for murder after he rammed his SUV into a security guard for being slow in opening a gate, a prosecutor said. Muhammad Nisham, 39, was convicted on Wednesday for pinning the guard against a wall with his Hummer over a…
The Islamic State published an obituary for the British militant believed to have beheaded Western journalists and aid workers.
Wilmington police say an officer was arrested after an off-duty incident and fired from the department.
If you drive less than 50 miles per day, there is a way to pay less for auto insurance that few people realize. Are you overpaying?
Provide-SavingsSponsoredA river otter pup had a lucky day when a rescuer found him alive under a home, after severe storms caused flooding in the area.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) — Steven Jackson wasn't waiting by the phone late last month when the Patriots called looking for a running back to plug the holes of their battered backfield.
With a base price of $70,000, the Tesla Model S isn't exactly a car that one can rightfully describe as affordable. Still, there are ways for folks interested in owning a Model S to pick one up on the cheap. There is, of course, the option to lease. Another, and perhaps lesser-known option is to…
Older people may be at increased risk of premature death if they have low levels of bicarbonate, a main ingredient in baking soda, in their blood, a new study suggests. The reason for the link isn't exactly clear, but it may have to do with the ill effects of having slightly acidic blood, the…
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According to a new investigation from The Washington Post, the Air Force had its worst year for drone crashes ever in 2015, as its Reaper drone was suddenly plagued by crashes. The Post found that electrical failures have been causing the massive military drone to suddenly drop out of the sky. The…
For anyone who has had to stuff their coat in the overhead bin compartment four seats down or watch in dismay as their carry-on suitcase is offloaded because of a shortage of space, it will come as no surprise to learn that nearly one in two US travelers said they do all they can to avoid checking…
A 12-year-old girl in Washington state died from the flu earlier this month, according to health officials. The Kitsap County Health District could not release specific details about the case, but said the child had not received the flu shot.
HAYWARD, Calif. (AP) — An emaciated baby northern fur seal is recovering after it was found in some bushes at a San Francisco Bay Area business park, his second escape attempt in just a few months.
On May 1, 2016 Congress’ historic Social Security reform goes live. Some Americans stand to lose $50,000. Others will win big. [Full Story]
Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman has had a rocky return to prison: He arrived depressed, officials gave him "Don Quixote" to read and a dog tastes his food for poison. After his January 8 recapture, Guzman was returned to Altiplano, the same high-security prison that he escaped from…
Kristy Ortiz says she needed her jaw wired shut after the incident on New Year's Eve.
A member of a New Mexico rescue team received a shock when he discovered the climber's body he was sent to recover belonged to his ex-wife
By Luke Baker JERUSALEM (Reuters) - U.S. and European criticism of Israeli actions in the occupied West Bank have drawn a furious response from Israel this week, including a former official dismissing the U.S. ambassador to Tel Aviv as a "little Jew boy". Although the concerns expressed by Israel's…
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Happy New Year, Time Warner Cable subscribers! Your favorite cable provider just got approval from New York state regulators to merge with fellow cable company Charter and it's going to celebrate by raising your prices... again! As The Albany Times Union reports , TWC "is raising its Internet and…
Ninety-year-old Auschwitz survivor Batszewa Dagan on Wednesday said she had donated a pair of miniature shoes that helped her live through the Holocaust to the museum at the site of the former Nazi German death camp. The Polish-born Israeli received the tiny, handmade good luck charm from a fellow…
As a matter of fact, I graduated at the height of the recession in 2008 and stepped right into working on a cruise ship. During the nearly five years I worked for that cruise line, the ship was always packed. Because cruise lines makes most of their money off of you once you're on board.