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Chilling Discovery Inside Missing Car
Rep. Joaquin Castro and brother Mayor Julian Castro talk 2016, Ted Cruz, and Texas politics
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Hollywood actor Johnny Depp and the actress Amber Heard are engaged to be married, People magazine reported. Representatives for Depp, 50, and Heard, 27, did not immediately confirm the report. Depp, a veteran whose diverse career includes "Edward Scissorhands," and the recent "Pirates of the…
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DEAR ABBY: I'm a high school senior. At the beginning of the school year, I agreed to drive my best friend to school in the mornings, and for a while it was nice. Last month she started to refuse to talk while I was driving. If I tried talking to her, she wouldn't respond. She recently told her…
President Obama spoke out on marijuana in an interview with the New Yorker released Sunday. “As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life,”…
FLORENCE, Italy (AP) — A prosecutor urged a court on Monday to take steps to make sure that American Amanda Knox and her former Italian boyfriend would serve their sentences, if they are convicted of murdering British student Meredith Kercher.
TOKYO (AP) — Japanese fishermen have finished killing some of the 250 dolphins trapped recently in what activists say was the biggest roundup they have witnessed in the last four years.
The National Hockey League on Sunday slapped Vancouver Canucks head coach John Tortorella with a 15-day suspension over conduct it called "an embarrassment." On Saturday, the 55-year-old tried to enter the Calgary Flames' locker room to engage head coach Bob Hartley at the end of the first period…
SOCHI, Russia (AP) — A shining new $635 million highway on the outskirts of Sochi stands next to a crumbling apartment block with a red "SOS!" banner on its roof.
Deep Freeze Expected Across Northern U.S.
A consortium working on expanding the Panama Canal proposed Monday that local authorities cofinance a huge budget shortfall that sparked a bitter dispute threatening the project. The Grupo Unidos por el Canal (GUPC) consortium, led by Spanish builder Sacyr, had warned it would suspend work on the…
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HERE WE GO AGAIN: Norovirus is breaking out in Oregon, Japan and now on a Caribbean cruise ship. The ship dubbed 'Majesty of the Seas' had over 60 passengers infected with the stomach illness.
Pro-net neutrality activists have long warned that not having net neutrality will lead to a world dominated by large companies such as Facebook and Google that can afford to pay off Internet service providers to have their own traffic given special priority over rivals’ websites. Technology Review…
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Mia Prickett's ancestor was a leader of the Cascade Indians along the Columbia River and was one of the chiefs who signed an 1855 treaty that helped establish the Confederated Tribes of the Grand Ronde in Oregon.
Where there’s smoke there’s fire, and Sprint’s rumored upcoming T-Mobile takeover bid is a blazing inferno right now. Numerous reports have suggested that Sprint and its parent company, Japanese wireless carrier SoftBank, are discussing a possible deal to combine the No. 3 and No. 4 carriers in the…
By Lomi Kriel and Sonya Dowsett PANAMA CITY/MADRID (Reuters) - A bitter dispute between the Panama Canal and a Spanish-led consortium of construction companies over the spiraling cost of expanding one of the world's busiest waterways was years in the making. The two sides are at odds over who…