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This edition was generated on Mon Jan 20 08:45:01 EST 2014
DEAR ABBY: I'm a high school senior. At the beginning of the school year, I agreed to drive my best friend to school in the mornings, and for a while it was nice. Last month she started to refuse to talk while I was driving. If I tried talking to her, she wouldn't respond. She recently told her…
Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) said Monday it was modifying a TV commercial after apologising to customers who complained it used racist stereotyping, but insisted they had meant no offence. ANA started airing the new 30-second television advertisement on Saturday, aimed at promoting…
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Former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez can't watch football on TV for his own safety, the sheriff in charge of the prison said on Saturday.
Rafael Nadal called for more understanding from umpires over time warnings as he fought off a spirited challenge from Japan's Kei Nishikori to reach the quarter-finals of the Australian Open on Monday. The Spanish world number one won 7-6 (7/3), 7-5, 7-6 (7/3) in three hours 17 minutes and will…
Fmr. Reps. Frost and Reynolds weigh in on the year ahead in politics
The film ‘Lone Survivor’ is meant to be a celebration of a heroic SEAL team in Afghanistan, but in making up parts of the story and avoiding hard truths the director Peter Berg has failed those men—and the viewer.
LA QUINTA, Calif. (AP) — Patrick Reed found his putting touch right when things started to getting interesting in the final round of the Humana Challenge.
When production of the Bugatti Veyron hypercar finally ceases in 2015, it's not going to be replaced by a hyper luxury sedan, nor by an even faster version of the current model. Back in 2009, the Volkswagen-owned company took the wraps off the Galibier concept -- a car devised to rocket a driver…
MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) — Dan Innis' husband persuaded him to run for the U.S. House.
Morelia (Mexico) (AFP) - Mexican security forces arrested 38 people in the troubled region of Michoacan, including a leading figure of the notorious Knights Templar drug cartel, a senior public safety official said. Jesus Vasquez Macias, 37, who goes by the alias "El Toro," was captured along with…
Reporters in North Korea saw the American held in a North Korean jail on Monday. Kenneth Bae apologized for crimes against North Korea's government and asked for US help in getting released. (Jan. 20)
China has started constructing the second of four planned aircraft carriers, a top government official said according to media reports on Saturday. The ship is under construction in the northeastern port of Dalian and will take six years to build, the reports said quoting Wang Min, Communist Party…
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Syria's President Bashar al-Assad, whose regime has been locked in a bloody war for nearly three years, told AFP in an exclusive interview he finds it hard to explain the conflict to his children. Speaking from the plush surroundings of his presidential palace in Damascus, the Syrian leader…
Two young women – teenager Jahi McMath in California and mother Marlise Munoz in Texas – have both been deemed brain-dead, a final state according to statutes. All 50 states have either passed laws or embraced judicial doctrine that adheres to guidelines endorsed by the American Medical Association…
Kenneth Bae, an American missionary jailed in North Korea, appealed to U.S. authorities to do better to secure his release, adding that he hopes to be a “connecting bridge for the friendship” between North Korea and the western world.
Crew of 24 saved from sinking ship in western Pacific Ocean; vessel was hauling logs to China