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By Alastair Macdonald and Noah Barkin BRUSSELS/BERLIN (Reuters) - Is this how "Europe" ends? The Germans, founders and funders of the postwar union, shut their borders to refugees in a bid for political survival by the chancellor who let in a million migrants. Chancellor Angela Merkel, her ratings…
Buried in Sec. 831 of an emergency law is a historic Social Security overhaul. Starting May 1, 2016 an est. $11bn in benefits could vanish. [Story]
DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been friends with another couple, "Bill" and "Emily," for 20 years. We usually have dinner together once every four to six weeks.In the past, everyone enjoyed a cocktail or a glass of wine with dinner and nobody overdid it. But over the last year or so, it is clear…
GAZIANTEP, Turkey (AP) — Mohammed Saad, a Syrian activist, was imprisoned by the Islamic State group, hung by his arms and beaten regularly. Then one day, his jailors quickly pulled him and other prisoners down and hid them in a bathroom.
Philippine officials say they received 2 intimidating radio warnings identified as from the Chinese navy when they flew a Cessna plane close to a Chinese-constructed island in the South China Sea
A 95-year-old former medic at the Auschwitz death camp will go on trial next month on at least 3,681 counts of accessory to murder, German authorities said Monday. Hubert Zafke was a medical orderly at the camp from August 15, 1944 to September 14, 1945, when 14 trains carrying prisoners --…
Developers have released a life-changing muscle builder that has men getting stronger and leaner than ever. What could it be? Find out here »
Twitter weighed in on who won the debate: Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders.
A police officer was found dead behind the municipal building in Danville, Ohio, and a suspect is in custody, authorities said Monday. Danville Officer Thomas Cottrell was found dead on the ground behind ...
A man was killed during a Downey home invasion Sunday afternoon, and one of three suspects remains outstanding, police said.
While five American citizens were freed from detention in Iran this weekend, the US government vowed Sunday to work tirelessly for the release of another missing for nine years. Ex-FBI agent Robert Levinson disappeared in mysterious circumstances in March 2007 during a visit to the Iranian island…
South Africa's presidency issued an embarrassing correction on Monday to rectify an erroneous reference last month by President Jacob Zuma to Africa being the "largest continent". Speaking at a business dinner on Dec. 9, Zuma, who has no formal education, also described Africa as so big that "all…
HOLLIS, N.H. (AP) — After months of predicting a comeback for their preferred candidates, Republican establishment leaders now concede the first two contests of the presidential race, in Iowa and New Hampshire early next month, are Donald Trump's and Ted Cruz's to lose.
A new wave of oil from Iran will flow into a global market awash in oil where prices are plumbing depths not seen in a dozen years
LOS ANGELES (AP) — List of winners of the 21st annual Critics' Choice Awards, announced Sunday in Santa Monica, California.
The Military has recently released technology that is now available to the public. Get yours before they run out - Limited Supply!
From Halo to Call of Duty, dozens of violent video games require players to find weapons and kill the bad guys in order to win. For $4.49 AU, users could attempt to survive in a virtual Australian outback, fighting off dangerous animals and winning additional weapons after successfully killing an…
Meet the man who claims "mythology is a map to the human spirit." (And, apparently, to best-sellers and big bucks.)
A powerful storm system is moving into the Bay Area tonight, with heavy rain hitting mostly in the North Bay.
The United States is to repay Iran a $400 million debt and $1.3 billion in interest dating to the Islamic revolution, Secretary of State John Kerry said Sunday. The repayment, which settles a suit brought under an international legal tribunal, is separate from the tens of billions of dollars in…
Whatever you do...Stay away from 4 foods that a famous surgeon calls "digestive destroyers" and could cause gut yeast. This could be harming you.
North Korea has scattered nearly one million propaganda leaflets in South Korea over the past week, Seoul said Monday, in an escalating propaganda battle triggered by Pyongyang's latest nuclear test. The leaflets, floated across the border by helium balloons, are an apparent response to South…
Confused about how low your blood pressure should really be? That’s understandable, considering the many headlines that a major new study has generated. The study, dubbed the Systolic Blood Press...
Swaney, 39, was traveling alone in Belize this week when she was found murdered Friday. She was executive producer of online operations at ABC7, where she had worked since 1999.