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WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama on Saturday proposed a set of changes to the U.S. unemployment insurance system that he says would offer more security to out-of-work Americans and encourage experienced workers to rejoin the workforce, even if it means taking a pay cut.
Buried in Sec. 831 of an emergency law is a historic Social Security overhaul. Starting May 1, 2016 an est. $11bn in benefits could vanish. [Story]
Almoloya de Juárez (Mexico) (AFP) - Lawyers for recaptured Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman condemned prison authorities Friday for refusing them access to their client, after being denied permission to bring him fluffy slippers, a toothbrush and other items. Two of Guzman's lawyers gave…
The funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil will take place next Friday at the Notre-Dame Basilica in Montreal where the couple married, a family spokesman said. Angelil's funeral will unfold at the spot where, "21 years ago, he chose to marry the one who will remain as the great love of his…
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — The latest on a Tennessee couple that says they won the Powerball (all times local):
Lottery officials have confirmed that John Robinson of the small town of Mumford, Tennessee, bought 1 of 3 winning tickets in this week's world-record $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot drawing
By J.R. Wu and Yimou Lee TAIPEI (Reuters) - Taiwan's independence-leaning opposition leader Tsai Ing-wen won the island's presidential election on Saturday after the ruling party admitted defeat, a result likely to usher in a new round of uncertainty with giant neighbor China. A source with Tsai's…
DEAR ABBY: My girlfriend and I live together. We adopted a cat off the street. A few months later, the cat became pregnant and had four kittens. We ended up keeping two, and now we have three cats in a one-bedroom apartment. I've tried being OK with it, but it's making me stressed and unhappy. The…
Trump says he's worth "TEN BILLION DOLLARS" (yes, he used all caps).
This reader, Jamie R., suggests the answer is yes: American proponents of stricter gun control are fond of citing Australia and the UK as examples to be aspired to. [CB note: see our previous note from an Australian reader sketching out the scene there.] President Obama himself has referenced it on…
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Some people just can't seem to grasp the concept that social media posts are... social. We see people get themselves in trouble time and time again for oversharing, but it looks like a new king of poor social media judgement has just been crowned. Meet Malik First Born Allah Farrad, who will be…
MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — Roger Federer says the so-called Big Four in men's tennis — he, Novak Djokovic, Andy Murray and Rafael Nadal — still exists, with one possible notation and an addition.
As Denmark faces a barrage of criticism over its controversial plan to seize refugees' valuables, Switzerland has already been doing so for years, Swiss authorities said Friday. Swiss law has since the 1990s required asylum seekers to contribute to the costs of hosting them in the wealthy Alpine…
The Military has recently released technology that is now available to the public. Get yours before they run out - Limited Supply!
Former "Saved by the Bell" actor Dustin Diamond has been booked into jail to start his four-month sentence for an altercation at a Wisconsin bar
North Korea on Saturday called for the conclusion of a peace treaty with the United States and a halt to U.S. military exercises with South Korea to end its nuclear tests. The isolated state has long sought a peace treaty with the United States, as well as an end to the exercises by South Korea and…
A beachgoer got quite the slithery surprise when a 20-inch-long (50 centimeters) venomous sea snake washed ashore at Coronado Dog Beach near San Diego Tuesday (Jan. 12). The yellow-bellied sea snake (Pelamis platura) is very uncommon in California, but three (including this latest sighting) have…
Some San Francisco city leaders feel the city got a bad deal hosting Super Bowl 50 events, compared to Santa Clara.
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Activist said Sheen was on a "fool's mission."
SALEM, Mass. (AP) — A team of researchers using historical documents and 21st-century archaeological techniques has confirmed the site where 19 innocent people were hanged during the Salem witch trials more than three centuries ago.
Ciara Meyer was hiding behind her dad when he pointed a loaded semi-automatic rifle that was slung around his neck at Constable Clarke Steele's chest.