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By Adrian Croft WIESBADEN, Germany (Reuters) - Russia is working to develop within a few years the capability to threaten several neighbors at once on the scale of its present operation in Ukraine, a senior American general said. Lieutenant-General Ben Hodges, commander of U.S. Army forces in…
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Seth Meyers thought he was being clever on Wednesday night by asking the former president if he might be living in a different house in 2016.
(Reuters) - Police found two bodies in a house in central Florida on Thursday after they had cornered a robbery suspect there then stopped him in a blaze of gunfire as he tried to drive a car through their cordon. Officers had surrounded the house in Haines City after a resident reported suspicious…
SEATTLE (AP) — Washington's legal marijuana market opened last summer to a dearth of weed. Some stores periodically closed because they didn't have pot to sell. Prices were through the roof.
ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP) — Former national security adviser Condoleezza Rice told jurors Thursday she was stunned to learn that a classified mission to thwart Iran's nuclear weapons ambitions — now at the heart of a criminal leak trial — had been disclosed to a reporter.
Officer Tyler Stewart was killed after following up on a domestic violence report on Dec. 27, according to a statement from the Flagstaff Police Department in Arizona. In footage from Stewart's body camera, the 24-year-old police officer has a calm conversation with the suspected gunman, identified…
Nuku'alofa (Tonga) (AFP) - A Tongan volcano has created a substantial new island since it began erupting last month, spewing out huge volumes of rock and dense ash that has killed nearby vegetation, officials said Friday. The volcano, about 65 kilometres (40 miles) southwest of the South Pacific…
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Charges have been filed against an 18-year-old in connection with the death of his girlfriend, found dead in a motel room the day after her high school prom
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Floyd Mayweather Jr. wants a fight with Manny Pacquiao more than ever, a top Showtime executive said Thursday, and negotiations continue to make the long anticipated bout a reality on May 2.
Archaeologists conducting a survey in Great Basin National Park in eastern Nevada have stumbled upon a 132-year-old Winchester rifle propped against a tree, possibly having been left there more than a century ago. The rifle, which records show was manufactured and shipped by the gun maker in 1882,…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A judge revoked Chris Brown's probation on Thursday but allowed him to remain free for now after the R&B singer traveled without approval for a concert and failed to complete community service on time.
(Reuters) - A Michigan man plunged to his death off a television tower when his parachute failed to open during what is known as a BASE jump, authorities said on Thursday. Josh Sheppard, 31, was found dead at the bottom of the 1,000-foot WLAJ-TV tower in Jackson County west of Detroit at 5:30 p.m.…
(Reuters) - An Illinois mother was charged with attempting to kill two of her children by spiking their apple juice with prescription drugs before taking the drugs herself in a possible suicide attempt, police said on Thursday. Krystale El Khatib, 29, was charged with two counts of attempted murder…
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Three Los Angeles teenagers were ordered Thursday to stand trial on murder charges in the slaying of a Chinese graduate student at the University of Southern California.
Thandi, a white rhino, was left for dead in 2012. Her horn had been cut out from her face—a gruesome yet typical practice of poachers in South Africa, who killed more than 1,000 rhinos in 2014 alone. "I am sure that the whole rhino-caring community will share in the joy of this amazing birth," said…
Three vessels, with a fourth on the way, are probing the depths of the Indian Ocean off western Australia where the Malaysia Airlines plane carrying 239 people, mostly Chinese, is believed to have crashed. So far, one quarter of the priority underwater search area of 60,000 square kilometres…
Brent crude oil rose more than $2 to around $50 a barrel on Friday after the West's energy watchdog forecast the market sell-off would end, although analysts said a strong rebound soon was unlikely as global output continued to outweigh demand. Oil prices have dropped by nearly 60 percent since…
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PANGKALAN BUN, Indonesia (AP) — Indonesian navy divers plunged into the sea at dawn Thursday to examine a large chunk of the AirAsia jet's fuselage, aiming to bring bodies believed to be trapped inside to the surface, the director of the search and rescue agency said.