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Three winning tickets shared a $1.6 billion bonanza in the US Powerball lottery on Wednesday, after millions of people tuned in to see the fate of the world-record jackpot live on TV. Lottery fever gripped the United States, with people forming long lines outside stores to buy tickets and then…
Developers have released a life-changing muscle builder that has men getting stronger and leaner than ever. What could it be? Find out here »
Little Brendan Creato was found dead on October 13, less than a mile from his dad's apartment, where he had been dropped off a day earlier.
DEAR ABBY: I moved overseas for work when I was 18. My father divorced my mom around the same time. I used to come back to the U.S. for two weeks every year to visit and stay with Mom. However, for the past eight years she has sent me emails "suggesting" in a roundabout way that I was not totally…
An autopsy has been set for Ciara Meyer, who was home sick when she was shot by a constable in Pennsylvania on Monday.
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
MEXICO CITY (AP) — Transcripts of over a month of text messages between drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman and Mexican actress Kate del Castillo showed the capo was less interested in making a movie about his life than he was in flirting with the actress.
Chinese netizens are pretty used to garish shows of wealth, but this lavish wedding is still managing to raise eyebrows on Weibo. Pictures of a southern Chinese wedding are going viral on Chinese social media. The story started circulating after Bob Lam, a popular Hong Kong TV host, posted this…
If Ted Cruz is a "natural born citizen," eligible to be president, what was all the fuss about Obama being born in Kenya? Cruz was born in Canada to an American citizen mother and an alien father. As with most constitutional arguments, whether or not Cruz is a "natural born citizen" under the…
A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement attorney has been charged with depriving the rights of a man who wanted to remain in the country by forging a document to make it look like the man was not eligible to stay
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DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — The latest on Wednesday's Powerball drawing (all times local):
A crocodile has bitten off a woman's arm in a "death roll" at a creek in a small northwestern Australian town, sparking a hunt to trap and kill the animal on Thursday. The woman, aged in her 60s, was at Three Mile Creek in Wyndham, about 3,200 kilometres (2,000 miles) north of Perth, on Wednesday…
An Ohio man who leaned into a wrecked car and took a video of two seriously injured teenagers after a crash without making an effort to aid them was sentenced by a judge on Wednesday to 30 days in jail, media reported. Paul Pelton, 41, was sentenced by Lorain Municipal Court Judge Thomas Elwell…
The anticipation building up towards today’s Powerball drawing, with its $1.5 billion jackpot, understandably has the nation buzzing. For the most comprehensive look at which numbers are drawn the most frequently over any given period of time, make sure to head on over to Powerball’s official…
The Military has recently released technology that is now available to the public. Get yours before they run out - Limited Supply!
Some people would rather have a root canal before contacting customer service, which is why it's so refreshing when you actually have a positive experience. Kelly Blue Kinkel ordered a new winter coat from the discount online retailer Zulily several weeks ago, only to discover that the material…
Defending champion Serena Williams insists she is fighting fit in her bid for a seventh Australian Open crown despite an injury scare and lack of match practice. The world number one has barely played since the US Open in September, when Roberta Vinci shattered her dream of a calendar-year Grand…
In 1946, Cleveland Rams owner Dan Reeves uprooted the franchise and moved it to Los Angeles and its new home at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.
Turkish land forces have fired nearly 500 times on Islamic State targets in Syria and Iraq, killing almost 200 militants in response to a suicide bombing in Istanbul which killed 10 German tourists, Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu said on Thursday. Turkey will also carry out air strikes against the…
A man who arrived at his girlfriend's Ohio apartment as she and her two daughters were being stabbed to death says his only regret is not killing their attacker
The winners of a record $1.6 billion U.S. Powerball jackpot had yet to come forward early on Thursday, with officials saying the prize will be split between holders of three tickets sold in Tennessee, California and Florida. Each of the three winning tickets is worth $528.8 million, the California…
A Senegalese immigrant was detained Wednesday in the strangulation death of a 35-year-old American woman, just hours after crime scene investigators returned to her Florence apartment to search for clues identifying her killer.