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NEW YORK (AP) — A lawyer for one of five teenagers accused of raping a young woman at a playground said Tuesday he has seen video evidence that shows the woman "laughing and smiling" during what she later called an attack.
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A judge has sentenced two members of the family featured on the reality TV show “Alaskan Bush People” to 30 days in jail after they were accused of applying for checks from Alaska’s oil wealth fund even though they weren’t entitled. Superior Court Judge Philip Pallenberg imposed the sentence Monday…
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A local woman is believed to be hiding after she took to social media stating why she allegedly stabbed and killed her boyfriend in San Bernardino.
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By Andrew Osborn MOSCOW (Reuters) - One of Russian leader Vladimir Putin's most high-profile allies has accused the opposition of trying to exploit the economic crisis to destabilize the country, using Stalin-era rhetoric to suggest unnamed individuals be put on trial for sabotage. Ramzan Kadyrov,…
A new report from childhood obesity prevention organization Salud America! reveals that following that advice may be especially difficult for Latino kids living in segregated, underserved neighborhoods. It found that 81 percent of predominantly Latino neighborhoods lack access to active spaces such…
Syrian rebels in a former opposition stronghold in Homs will relinquish nearly half their heavy weapons as part of a landmark truce with the government, the provincial governor said Wednesday. Talal Barazi told AFP that the second phase of the agreement over Waer, which had been the last…
MEXICO CITY (AP) — Mexico's government is moving Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman constantly from cell to cell inside the maximum security prison where he is being held, the same lockup the elusive drug lord escaped from through a tunnel six months ago.
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The hunter spotted the young male mountain lion near Preston, a city in southeastern Idaho, on Dec. 30, 2015. The hunter saw the mountain lion attack a dog on private property before running off into the hills, the department said in a statement. With the help of hounds, the hunter tracked the…
The hunt for missing Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 has uncovered a shipwreck deep underwater, officials said Wednesday, the second such discovery since the search began almost two years ago. An Australian-led team continues to scour the southern Indian Ocean seabed in hope of finding the final…
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Two days after Alabama's latest national championship, a vote at the NCAA's annual convention could have a huge impact on which teams make the College Football Playoff going forward.
U.S. District Court Chief Judge Glen Conrad said in court he planned to grant most aspects of a motion from lawyers for a University of Virginia associate dean responsible for dealing with sexual assaults on campus. The associate dean is suing Rolling Stone for its depiction of her in the 2014…
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Eyeing the end of his presidency, Barack Obama urged Americans Tuesday night to rekindle their belief in the promise of change that first carried him to the White House.
The Cook County Jail in Chicago -- the biggest single-site jail in the United States -- was placed on lockdown on Tuesday after staffing dropped below normal levels, said Cook County Sheriff's spokesman Ben Breit. Eighteen percent of day shift workers - 142 correctional officers - said they could…
Whether you’re a seasoned flyer or you hate air travel, the chances are good that you still have a lot to learn when it comes to traveling by airplane . Luckily, airline staff, pilots included, may have answered some of your questions in a Reddit thread about the industry’s biggest secrets – and…
Turkey's state-run news agency says police in the Mediterranean city of Antalya have detained 3 Russian nationals in a raid on suspected Islamic State militants
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A Kentucky man who served as a minister in his Amish church has confessed to fatally poisoning his wife nine years ago while working as a cabinetmaker in rural Missouri, authorities say.
The guide of a group of German tourists who were targeted by a suicide bomber in Istanbul said she heard the moment the attacker released his explosive charge and then shouted 'run!' to her clients, a report said Wednesday. A suicide bomber of Syrian origin blew himself up in Istanbul's historic…
A Camden County prosecutor gave the state's timeline for the months preceding the death of 3-year-old Brendan Creato. His father is charged with his murder.