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A judge has sentenced 2 members of the family featured on the reality TV show "Alaskan Bush People" to 30 days in jail after they were accused of applying for checks from Alaska's oil wealth fund even though they weren't entitled
Buried in Sec. 831 of an emergency bill was a historic change to Social Security. On May 1, 2016 it could cost many Americans $50,000. [Full Story]
David Bowie's supermodel wife Iman, who was married to the legendary musician for 23 years, posted a series of poignant Facebook messages in the days leading up to his death. "The struggle is real, but so is God," she wrote on her public Twitter and Facebook accounts Sunday, the day that her…
North Korea said Tuesday its nuclear test was not intended to be a provocation or threat, as it laid out plans for a weapons system capable of obliterating the entire United States. A lengthy commentary by the official KCNA news agency underlined the North's claim that last Wednesday's test was of…
Russia will create three new military divisions on its Western flank in 2016 and bring five new strategic nuclear missile regiments into service, Sergei Shoigu, the country's defense minister, was quoted as saying by news agencies on Tuesday. Shoigu's announcement was consistent with a…
DEAR ABBY: My husband has developed a bad case of periodontal disease. I'm afraid to kiss him because I don't want the bacteria causing the disease to spread and his bad breath is unbearable. Our sex life is suffering because of it.We have two beautiful children together, and I love him very much…
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
GLENDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Alabama won its 10th Associated Press national championship following its 45-40 victory over Clemson in the College Football Playoff title game on Monday night.
Murphy bolted from the scene a minor car crash in June 2014, setting off a year-and-a-half search that captivated the community.
Vice President Joe Biden said President Barack Obama offered to give him money to help with expenses while his son Beau was battling cancer. In an interview broadcast on CNN on Monday, Biden said Obama made the offer during lunch after Biden told him he was considering selling his house to raise…
The 2016 North American International Auto Show hadn't even officially begun on Sunday night, but we've already seen the hottest new car that will be unveiled this week in Detroit. And it's a Buick . Seriously, we're not joking. MUST SEE: The 12 most innovative things we saw at CES 2016 It is…
What this chubby Californian bride did after the would-be groom left her at the altar will simply amaze you.
The father of a three-year-old boy who vanished, and was then later found dead in Haddon Township, New Jersey last year, has been arrested.
'Making a Murderer' filmmakers didn't show us everything.
A small group of armed activists who have occupied a remote wildlife refuge in Oregon ratcheted things up a notch Monday by destroying fencing surrounding the federal property. The group, which took over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge ten days ago, used pliers and an excavator found on site…
Islamic State published a video on Monday purporting to show the destruction from an airstrike on a bank in its northern Iraqi stronghold which the U.S.-led coalition said had been aimed at disrupting the group's financing activities. Reuters could not verify the authenticity of the footage posted…
Disturbing video reveals dead water lurking in popular bottle water brands. Watch to see what's exposed...
DEAR ABBY: Thirty years ago when I was an Army officer, my wife "went crazy." She had an affair and wound up getting pregnant. When I got out of the Army, she saw the man one time more before we moved and got pregnant again! We had a child together later.When I found out my eldest son didn't have…
MEXICO CITY (AP) — Actor Sean Penn dismissed criticism of his interview with Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman in a supposedly secret meeting that authorities say helped them track down the world's most-wanted trafficker.
A Buddhist monk tried to stop a thief at a South Philadelphia gas station and the incident was caught on surveillance.
By James Pearson SEOUL (Reuters) - Footage of a North Korean submarine-launched ballistic missile (SLBM) test released by Pyongyang two days after it announced it had conducted the country's fourth nuclear test last week was faked, according to an analysis by a California-based think tank. In…
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Shop Equipment LASponsoredDES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — With up to $1.4 billion at stake in Wednesday's Powerball, questions about the drawing seem to be as abundant as the convenience-store kiosks offering tickets for the record-breaking jackpot.
Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center's constitutional literacy adviser, looks at the Supreme Court's recent silence on gun issues and some trends in the lower court system.
By Gary Robertson CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (Reuters) - Police had probable cause to search the apartment of a former hospital worker accused of murdering university student Hannah Graham in 2014 after a tracking dog picked up the scent of the woman, a judge ruled on Monday. The police tracking dog…