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DEAR ABBY: Thirty years ago when I was an Army officer, my wife "went crazy." She had an affair and wound up getting pregnant. When I got out of the Army, she saw the man one time more before we moved and got pregnant again! We had a child together later.When I found out my eldest son didn't have…
On May 1, 2016 an emergency law goes live containing dramatic Social Security changes. Many Americans could lose $50,000 in benefits. [Full Story]
Two of five men suspected of raping a woman at a Brooklyn playground turned themselves in on Sunday evening, while two others had been apprehended and one was still at large. Police said on Saturday that the five men took turns raping the 18-year-old woman at the playground operated by the New York…
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — An Indianapolis man convicted of child abuse in 2012 for forcing three grandsons to hike the Grand Canyon has been shot to death, police said.
MEXICO CITY (AP) — Mexican actress Kate del Castillo has stepped out of the fictional drug trafficker roles she played on TV and finds herself involved in the real world of drug capos.
The US sent a heavy bomber over South Korea on Sunday in a show of force as North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un insisted his country's latest nuclear test was carried out in self-defence. The test on Wednesday of what the North claimed was its first hydrogen bomb has sparked international alarm and…
If you drive less than 50 miles per day, there is a way to pay less for auto insurance that few people realize. Are you overpaying?
Provide-SavingsSponsoredTechnically Incorrect: Two British mathematicians set about dividing up a pizza fairly. Some, though, will still feel hard done by.
The Moscow stock exchange on Monday dropped by more than four percent as Russia's energy-dependent economy reels from low oil prices and fluctuations on the Asian market. The dollar-denominated RTS index had dropped by 4.16 percent as of 0725 GMT, while Russia's battered ruble fell to 76 against…
BURNS, Ore. (AP) — The occupation of national wildlife area by a small, armed group upset over federal land policies stretched into its second week as the mother of the group's leader asked supporters to send supplies - everything from warm blankets to coffee creamer.
Extensive US nuclear testing in the middle of the last century yields a new tool for scientists to use today in dating endangered sea turtles.
Although Charlie Sheen is the most recent to come out, these 20 Hollywood stars have also been diagnosed as HIV positive.
The father of a baby girl whose mother allegedly rolled over onto her while under the influence of drugs says the child has died.
DEAR ABBY: I recently graduated from college and moved out of my parents' house and in with my fiance. My parents have assumed most of the cost of our upcoming wedding after insisting we have a big formal one. I'm also still on their cellphone plan and car and health insurance policies.I do not…
LOS MOCHIS, Mexico (AP) — The house where Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman last sought refuge was not out of the way or out of the ordinary.
The extradition process to send drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman to the United States was begun today, the Mexican Attorney General's office announced. The drug kingpin, who was recaptured Friday after six months on the run following his escape from a Mexican prison, was issued two orders of…
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A Canadian pastor serving a life sentence in North Korea for subversion said he spends eight hours a day digging holes at a labor camp, while a naturalized American citizen said he is being held by the state for spying, CNN reported from Pyongyang. If confirmed, Kim Dong Chul, who CNN said was 60…
Police vowed "maximum attention" Sunday to find the killer of an American found dead in her Florence apartment as Italy's expat community expressed hope that the case won't turn into another Amanda Knox-style, drawn-out, headline-grabbing legal saga.
Asian shares tumbled again Monday, with Shanghai plunging over five percent, after more weak data reignited concerns about China's economy following a global stocks rout at the start of the year. Oil prices also headed south, sitting around 12-year lows. Asia's gains at the end of last week failed…
Enthusiastic ticket-buyers pushed the record Powerball jackpot to $949.8 million for Saturday night's drawing, but no ticket matched all six numbers, boosting the expected payout for Wednesday's drawing to a whopping $1.3 billion.
NEW YORK (AP) — David Bowie, the other-worldly musician who broke pop and rock boundaries with his creative musicianship, nonconformity, striking visuals and a genre-spanning persona he christened Ziggy Stardust, died of cancer Sunday. He was 69 and had just released a new album.
Rear-wheel-drive coupe dials up performance and style.
By Suzannah Gonzales CHICAGO (Reuters) - With Powerball's jackpot now at $1.3 billion and likely to surge higher by Wednesday's drawing, the U.S. multi-state lottery is offering the world's richest grand prize that could go to a single ticketholder, officials said on Sunday. The pot pushed higher…