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An Indian teenager held captive for two weeks by a gang of men said in an interview broadcast Sunday that she was repeatedly raped before being shot twice and dumped in a well on the outskirts of New Delhi. The victim, reportedly aged 14, was allegedly abducted on November 22 while walking to a…
On May 1, 2016 Congress’ historic Social Security reform goes live. Some Americans stand to lose $50,000. Others will win big. [Full Story]
DEAR ABBY: I recently graduated from college and moved out of my parents' house and in with my fiance. My parents have assumed most of the cost of our upcoming wedding after insisting we have a big formal one. I'm also still on their cellphone plan and car and health insurance policies.I do not…
The US sent a heavy bomber over South Korea on Sunday in a show of force as North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un insisted his country's latest nuclear test was carried out in self-defence. The test on Wednesday of what the North claimed was its first hydrogen bomb has sparked international alarm and…
MEXICO CITY (AP) — The recapture of drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman took a surprise, Hollywood twist when a Mexican official said security forces located the whereabouts of the world's most-wanted trafficker thanks to a secret interview with U.S. actor Sean Penn.
No ticket matched all six Powerball numbers following Saturday night's drawing for a record jackpot of nearly $950 million, lottery officials said, boosting the expected payout for the next drawing to a whopping $1.3 billion
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
BURNS, Ore. (AP) — A group of armed men from around the Pacific Northwest who arrived at a wildlife refuge on Saturday morning left several hours later after people leading an occupation of the refuge told them they weren't needed.
Two men were killed after police say they attempted to rob a liquor store in the city's Auburn Gresham neighborhood when a store employee opened fire at them.
By Will Dunham WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Navy released black-and-white video on Saturday it said was taken by an American helicopter showing an Iranian Revolutionary Guards vessel firing unguided rockets on Dec. 26 near warships including the aircraft carrier USS Harry S Truman in the Strait…
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The jackpot for the US Powerball lottery rose to a whopping $1.3 billion (1.19 billion euros) on Sunday after organizers said there was no winner in the weekend draw. The Powerball prize rocketed to $950 million on Saturday, fueling a frenzy of lotto ticket buying across the United States. Numbers…
DEAR ABBY: Yesterday, when I picked my granddaughter "Michelle" up from school, she asked me to take her to get a pizza. I told her I had no money, and she responded that she had her own money. She then pulled $40 out of her pocket. Michelle is only 9 and has no job. When I asked where she got the…
Facts about the U.S. B-52 long-range bomber, which flew over South Korea on Sunday in response to North Korea's fourth nuclear test last week:
A clandestine meeting between US actor Sean Penn and Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman in the Mexican jungle helped lead to the drug kingpin's capture this week, a Mexican official said. The US rock magazine Rolling Stone posted online on Saturday an interview between Penn and Guzman as well as an October…
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Authorities say a passenger on a Bay Area Rapid Transit train was fatally shot by a gunman who fled when the train stopped at the West Oakland station
PHOENIX (AP) — A 40-year-old offensive coordinator for a team playing for a national championship would usually be a rising star.
A team of researchers from Simon Fraser University, Canada, looked at 75 indigenous Guatemalan women from two neighboring rural communities and collected data on the number of children the women had given birth to. To find a link between number of children and the rate of biological aging, the team…
Mexican authorities show a tunnel used by drug kingpin Joaquin Guzman to escape detection. Yiming Woo reports.
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ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has told U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry his country is swiftly investigating who was behind last week's attack on an Indian air force base, and that it would "bring out the truth". The assault on the base near the Pakistan border…
No one won Saturday's record jackpot of nearly $950 million in the multi-state Powerball lottery, officials said, driving the haul for a winning ticket in the next draw to $1.3 billion, lottery officials said. Millions of Americans anxiously checked their tickets for the winning combination of six…
A young man was shot and killed on a West Philadelphia street early Saturday morning.