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This edition was generated on Fri Jan 10 08:45:01 EST 2014
DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend of two years, "Clint," recently brought a large framed picture of his deceased wife into our home. He placed it on his dresser in front of framed photos of us together. His wife died three years ago. We are living together in a condo Clint bought for me. He made it clear…
The sleek three-wheeled car looks futuristic, but, as its creator acknowledges, it uses no new technology. What makes the Elio Motors vehicle unique is its ultra-high fuel economy and an ultra-low price tag: $6,800. The vehicle, which was on display at the Showstoppers startup showcase on the…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredBy Andrea Shalal-Esa WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Norway's defense minister on Thursday said the Lockheed Martin Corp F-35 fighter program is on the right track after a major restructuring in 2010, with the cost of the new stealth warplane coming down and most technical issues solved. But Ine Eriksen…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The usual suspects are back in new video game installments in 2014 — Mario, Solid Snake and Master Chief, to name a few— but this year they'll also be joined be some shadowy newcomers with monikers like Aiden Pearce and Delsin Rowe.
By Megha Rajagopalan BEIJING (Reuters) - China defended on Friday its new fishing restrictions in disputed waters in the South China Sea against criticism from the United States, saying the rules were in accordance with international law. The rules, approved by China's southern Hainan province,…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Three mountain lion kittens born last month in the Santa Monica Mountains were inbred, a wildlife expert said, marking a troubling sign for a population penned in by the urban sprawl of metropolitan Los Angeles.
The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winner Cormac McCarthy was arrested on assault charges that prove, among other things, that sometimes truth is stranger than even prize-winning fiction.
The polar vortex that covered much of the U.S. and Canada with arcitc air this week was cold enough to freeze the Niagara Falls. The tourist destination saw a lot more traffic than normal on Thursday, as curious tourists came to see the frozen falls.
By James Pearson and David Chance SEOUL (Reuters) - Retired U.S. basketball star Dennis Rodman apologized on Thursday for suggesting that an American jailed by North Korea was himself to blame for landing in prison, adding that he was upset at the time and had been drinking. Rodman, who calls…
PROVO, Utah (AP) — A 58-year-old Utah woman is set to give birth in a few weeks — to her first grandchild.
As Kate Middleton turns 32, we look back on her life and find it has its downside.
India asks US Embassy to remove one of its officers, as indicted Indian diplomat flies home
COMMENTARY | One month ago,13-year-old Jahi McMath went to the hospital for a routine tonsillectomy. Today, she is declared brain dead and connected to breathing and feeding tubes just to survive. Anyone who has been following Jahi's case must feel for her family and the nightmare they are…
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AdChoices LendingTreeSponsoredROSWELL, N.M. (AP) — Capt. Paul Wannberg glides an old Boeing 757 over the New Mexico desert, lining up with the runway. A computerized voice squawks elevation warnings. Forty feet. Thirty. Twenty. Ten. Touchdown.
Attorney For Winston's Alleged Victim Says She Wants 'Heads to Roll'
A Canadian student's request not to interact with female peers on religious grounds provoked a national debate Thursday on how far secular institutions should go to accommodate faith. The unusual case also has set the young man's sociology professor, who turned down the request, against the…
WASHINGTON (AP) — We've become weather wimps.
In Colorado, the January 1 legalization of marijuana gives a whole new meaning to the term "pot party," and it's putting a new spin on the traditional girls' night out. Pot is already big business in the Centennial State -- according to The Huffington Post , Colorado's 37 new dispensaries reported…
The geomagnetic storm could cause communication problems for satellites.