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DEAR ABBY: Yesterday, when I picked my granddaughter "Michelle" up from school, she asked me to take her to get a pizza. I told her I had no money, and she responded that she had her own money. She then pulled $40 out of her pocket. Michelle is only 9 and has no job. When I asked where she got the…
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — Mary Ann and Wesley Landers posted a social media update earlier this week saying their 7-month-old daughter's surgery for a congenital throat problem was a success.
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By Jon Herskovitz AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) - Texas Governor Greg Abbott called for a conference of the states to add new nine amendments to the U.S. Constitution, saying the U.S. Congress, the President and U.S. Supreme Court are eroding the rule of law in the country. Speaking at a conservative…
A Mexican official said Friday that Canadian pop star Justin Bieber and his entourage were asked to leave the Mayan archaeological site of Tulum after he apparently tried to climb onto or among the ruins. The official of the National Institute of Anthropology and History spoke on condition of…
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Beirut (AFP) - Russian strikes Saturday on a prison complex run by Al-Qaeda's Syrian affiliate in the country's northwest killed at least 39 people, including five civilians, a monitoring group said.
By Emily Flitter NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. presidential candidates are spending long days on the campaign trail and their nights in a succession of budget hotels, often in small towns. After nearly every rally, the billionaire real estate developer hops into one of his planes or helicopters and…
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Dr. Thomas Dixon was convicted of murder after prosecutors claimed he paid David Shepard to kill Dr. Joseph Sonnier.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A pregnant mother ran back into her burning row house to rescue her toddler Friday morning but died along with the child when smoke prevented their escape, officials said.
Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was back Saturday in the prison he escaped from six months ago after marines recaptured him, in part thanks to his desire to make a biopic. Guzman was arrested in a deadly military raid early Friday that left five suspects dead in Los Mochis, a coastal…
A young man was shot and killed on a West Philadelphia street early Saturday morning.
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DEAR ABBY: Do you think parents should intervene in arguments between 10-year-olds? My daughter, "Amy," was playing at a neighbor's house with two other girls and they had an argument over something stupid. The neighbor's daughter, "Kathy," started to cry, so her mother asked my daughter and the…
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea warned of war as South Korea on Saturday continued blasting anti-Pyongyang propaganda across the rivals' tense border in retaliation for the North's purported fourth nuclear test.
Texas-based Blue Bell Creameries, which stopped production and distribution of ice cream to 25 states in April after the discovery of listeria bacteria, said on Friday that listeria was discovered again in a production facility. The company did not specify in a statement in which of its three…
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Former North Charleston Police Officer Michael Slager is accused of shooting Walter Scott, 50, in the back as he ran away from him during a traffic stop in April 2015. The fire at Slager's Hanahan home was put out by a neighbor at about 9:30 p.m. local time on Friday, according to the Post and…
In little-noticed remarks this week, NATO’s supreme allied commander, US Air Force Gen. Philip Breedlove, said that for too long, the United States has “hugged the bear” of Russia. This toughness should come in the form of more US troops to Europe, he said, and more “high end” training to prepare…