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By Emily Flitter NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. presidential candidates are spending long days on the campaign trail and their nights in a succession of budget hotels, often in small towns. After nearly every rally, the billionaire real estate developer hops into one of his planes or helicopters and…
If you make frequent bathroom trips, here's a simple change to get relief.
DEAR ABBY: Do you think parents should intervene in arguments between 10-year-olds? My daughter, "Amy," was playing at a neighbor's house with two other girls and they had an argument over something stupid. The neighbor's daughter, "Kathy," started to cry, so her mother asked my daughter and the…
A US Hellfire missile has turned up in Cuba after going missing in a fiasco that has left American officials worried the technology may be shared with China, Russia or North Korea, the Wall Street Journal reported. It reported that American officials were not concerned that Cuba would take apart…
BEIJING (AP) — Bulldozers unexpectedly demolished part of a hospital and its adjoining morgue in central China, sending doctors, nurses and patients fleeing and burying under rubble six bodies being processed at the morgue, reports said Friday.
White women in Maine should fear D-Money and Smoothie, according to Gov. Paul LePage.
After the would-be groom left her at the altar, this chubby Californian bride did something that will amaze you.
A gargantuan gold-painted statue of Communist China's founding father Mao Zedong has suddenly been demolished, apparently for lacking government approval, state media said Friday, days after images of it went viral. Images of the statue of a seated Mao towering 37 metres (121 feet) over empty…
A former carnival worker convicted of killing three women in Florida was executed on Thursday after multiple overturned convictions and retrials, the first U.S. execution of 2016. Oscar Ray Bolin Jr., 53, was pronounced dead from lethal injection at 10:16 p.m. EST at the Florida State Prison in…
TOKYO (AP) — A great white shark has died after barely three days in a rare case of captivity in a Japanese aquarium.
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban on Friday flagged a veto on any possible European Union sanctions against Poland, a strong regional ally, following a recent meeting with the head of Poland's ruling party. "The European Union should not think about applying any sort of…
While cord cutting has because increasingly popular over the past couple of years, there are still millions of people who aren't ready to lose their live TV. Services like Netflix, Amazon Prime and Hulu provide users with thousands of hours of entertainment, and new online-only services like HBO…
South Korea's nuclear safety agency said on Friday it detected the presence of a miniscule amount of xenon gas following North Korea's nuclear test on Wednesday. More analysis and the collection of more samples were needed to determine whether the xenon particles came from the North's nuclear test,…
WEBSTER CITY, Iowa (AP) — Texas Sen. Ted Cruz said Thursday that fellow Sen. John McCain is calling for an exploration of his right to run for president because he intends to endorse Marco Rubio in the race.
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A corruption trial over fake Chinese wedding trips in France ended Thursday with a 30-month jail sentence for a former French official. Lise Han, originally from Taiwan, was sentenced after being found guilty of fraud and mishandling public funds by a court in the central city of Tours. The court…
Oklahoma's schools leader says some districts could be forced to close their doors as a result of $47 million in cuts due to the state's budget crisis
Women are three times as likely as men to be bisexual, according to a new study released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Thursday. Recommended: How much do you know about gay rights in America? “I’ve never seen that figure below 90 percent,” Ritch Savin-Williams, a professor of…
Islamic State said on Friday its members had carried out an attack on Israeli tourists in Cairo in response to a call by the group's leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, to target Jews "everywhere". The group said in a statement released on the Internet that light arms were used in the attack, which took…
BURNS, Ore. (AP) — Three Oregon sheriffs met with leaders of an armed group to try to persuade them to end their occupation of a federal wildlife refuge after many local residents made it plain that's what they want.
Toyota's Prius still sells in droves, yet very few companies have tried making a direct, like-for-like competitor — a form-after-function hybrid sedan that prioritizes efficiency above all else. Hyundai is about to jump into the mix with the Ioniq, though, which will be launching at the Geneva show…