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The United States said on Tuesday it will send 800 more soldiers and about 40 Abrams main battle tanks and other armored vehicles to South Korea next month as part of a military rebalance to East Asia after more than a decade of war in Afghanistan and Iraq. The battalion of troops and M1A2 tanks…
DEAR ABBY: When my daughter was 20, she met a guy who one minute showered her with roses and the next would beat her up. She stayed with him thinking she could change him, and became pregnant. On her 21st birthday, she tried to get away from him. He chased her up the road and went to punch her in…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredFormer defense secretary Robert Gates has delivered a scathing critique of President Barack Obama's handling of the war in Afghanistan in a revealing new memoir, US media reported. In "Duty: Memoirs of a Secretary of War," Gates recounts how Obama appeared to lack faith in a war strategy he had…
Nearly a week into Colorado’s unprecedented foray into marijuana legalization, it’s all going smoothly. Possessing and using recreational marijuana has actually been legal for a full year in both Washington and Colorado. At least a couple dozen stores are already operating around the state,…
Courteney Cox explained how she reacted to David Arquette's baby news and reveals the baby's gender!
A complex international operation to free a Russian ship trapped in Antarctica ended Wednesday when the vessel cleared the ice field, as officials released a United States icebreaker from the rescue. The Russian-flagged Akademik Shokalskiy became stuck on December 24, triggering a rescue operation…
Sunderland (United Kingdom) (AFP) - Manchester United manager David Moyes claimed that his side were being unfairly treated by referees after they slumped to defeat at Sunderland in their League Cup semi-final first leg. A second-half penalty from on-loan Liverpool forward Fabio Borini gave the…
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — The avalanche near Salt Lake City last year that carried enough rock, dirt and debris to bury New York's Central Park under 66 feet of rubble was North America's largest such disaster in modern history, according to University of Utah scientists.
Simply put, it’s cold out there, and people are doing some crazy things to keep warm. Thanks to Twitter, you can find some of the funniest effects of the freezing weather that people shared from across the country. Some people posted a few of their...
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — The family of a 13-year-old California girl who was declared brain dead after suffering complications from sleep apnea surgery has achieved its goal of moving the girl to a new facility for long-term care, but medical experts say the ventilator she's on will not work…
The global success of "Downton Abbey" is vivid proof that romance and drama are alive and well and thriving on the small screen, its executive producer said Tuesday. In a telephone interview from London, two days after season four of the post-Edwardian soap opera premiered on US public television,…
Pope Francis has gotten rid of the honorific title 'monsignor' for priests. It's a decision he feels will make priests more simple and humble.
Pope Francis, in his latest move to simplify the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy, has severely restricted the number of priests who can receive the honorific title "monsignor". Vatican Radio said on Tuesday a directive had been sent to Catholic bishops around the world outlining the new…
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AdChoices InstaflexSponsoredAnother high school student at Farragut High School in Knox County, Tenn. is receiving widespread attention for an eloquent speech he made against Common Core at a school board meeting. This time the student, Kenneth Ye, gave a rousing speech before the Knox County school board urging it to drop…
Samsung’s Galaxy S5 is shaping up to be one of the most exciting smartphones of the year, provided the rumors we’ve seen thus far pan out. According to a new report, however, Samsung’s next-generation flagship phone might lack a feature that is arguably the most important and impressive thing about…
By Matt Siegel SYDNEY (Reuters) - A Russian research vessel and Chinese icebreaker stranded in Antarctica have broken free from the heavy ice that gripped them and are making steady progress towards open waters, the Australian Maritime Safety Authority (AMSA) said on Wednesday. They have since…
Bollywood action thriller "Dhoom 3", starring Aamir Khan, has smashed box office records to become the highest grossing Indian film of all time, according to industry experts Tuesday. The third film in the Dhoom franchise, which has been likened to Hollywood's "Fast and Furious", is the first…
VATICAN CITY (AP) — The troubled Legion of Christ religious order is electing new leadership for the first time since its founder was revealed to have been a pedophile and fraud. The process starting Wednesday will formally end the Vatican's three-year rehabilitation of the movement, a reform the…