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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A reported successful test of a hydrogen bomb by North Korea would amount to a gross violation of international law if confirmed, Russia's Foreign Ministry said on Wednesday. "Such actions are fraught with further aggravation of the situation on the Korean peninsula, which is…
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CLAREMONT, N.H. (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump drew heat in September when he failed to correct a rally-goer who incorrectly labeled President Barack Obama a Muslim.
MARTINEZ, Calif. (AP) — A man in Northern California was charged with arson after he allegedly set fire to homes and cars belonging to his groomsmen in revenge for not supporting him after his marriage fell apart, authorities said Tuesday.
Here's what Obama had to say to his critics on Tuesday, and how he set the stage for new gun laws in America.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel came under mounting pressure Wednesday for her welcoming stance toward migrants, which opponents have linked to a shocking rash of apparently coordinated sex attacks in Cologne on New Year's Eve. Victims blamed men of "Arab or North African" appearance, enflaming a…
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Tyler Trammel Huston, 9, was staying with his sister when he was attacked Sunday by three pit bulls.
New infections in the country have skyrocketed, even as they’re declining worldwide. Cebu City, one of the hardest-hit areas, is struggling to control the drug use that’s spreading the virus.
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Chinese border residents were evacuated from buildings after feeling tremors from North Korea's nuclear test on Wednesday, state media reported. People near the frontier with North Korea "clearly felt tremors" on Wednesday morning after Pyongyang said it detonated a hydrogen bomb, state broadcaster…
One of two 16-year-old girls accused of plotting to kill classmates and staff at their Colorado high school last month was formally charged as an adult on Tuesday with conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, prosecutors said. Sienna Johnson appeared in Douglas County Court to face allegations…
DALLAS (AP) — A Marine stationed in Arizona was arrested Tuesday in the fatal shooting early on New Year's Day of a North Texas college student, authorities said.
Israel Defense Forces may begin wearing neck protectors to prevent injuries from knife attacks.
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A 9-year-old boy identified as Tyler Trammell-Huston was killed after he was attacked by his sister’s three pet pit bulls on Monday, said the Yuba County Sheriff’s Office. The was found in a trailer home around 10 a.m. in the 6200 block of Dunning Avenue in Linda, Yuba County in California.
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DEAR ABBY: My daughter-in-law, "Eden," is married to my daughter. Eden is now pregnant via artificial insemination. I will never meet the donor and know almost nothing about him. Could this be why I don't have the enthusiasm for this pregnancy that I should have, since the baby will be my first…
BURNS, Ore. (AP) — A leader of the small, armed group of people occupying a remote national wildlife preserve in Oregon said Tuesday they will go home when a plan is in place to turn over management of federal lands to locals.
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By Dominique Patton BEIJING (Reuters) - Farmers are illegally growing genetically modified corn in China's northeast, said environmental non-profit Greenpeace on Wednesday, in a report that may generate further distrust of the government's ability to ensure a safe food supply. Beijing has spent…
Mexico's famed "Grand Warlock" predicted Tuesday that US presidential hopeful Donald Trump will fail to reach the White House -- but the tycoon shouldn't worry too much: the forecaster often gets things wrong. With his tarot cards, white-bearded Antonio Vazquez also saw fugitive Mexican drug lord…
Police are looking for a family they said is behind a cell phone theft at a New Jersey restaurant that involved a young child.