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DEAR ABBY: My daughter-in-law, "Eden," is married to my daughter. Eden is now pregnant via artificial insemination. I will never meet the donor and know almost nothing about him. Could this be why I don't have the enthusiasm for this pregnancy that I should have, since the baby will be my first…
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Technically Incorrect: In a playful end to an otherwise serious editorial board meeting, the presidential hopeful talks UFOs, promising to investigate Area 51 if elected.
A Japanese sushi boss paid more than $117,000 Tuesday for a giant bluefin tuna as Tokyo's Tsukiji fish market held its last New Year auction ahead of a much-needed modernisation move. Bidding stopped at a whopping 14 million yen for the enormous 200-kilogram (440-pound) fish -- a threatened species…
Country music artist Craig Strickland was found dead Monday after being missing since early last week, Oklahoma Highway Patrol Lt. Kera Phillippi told CNN. Strickland, a 29-year-old member of country rock group Backroad Anthem, went missing in late December while he and a friend, Chase Morland,…
Police identified the victims as 38-year-old Rosie Sanchez and her boyfriend 40-year-old Anderson Nunez.
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PEARL HARBOR, Hawaii (AP) — When the U.S. wanted to show the world it didn't recognize what it called China's "excessive" territorial claims in disputed waters of the South China Sea this fall, it sent a warship near one of Beijing's newly built artificial reefs.
A Pennsylvania company that publishes business newsletters will pay about $1.75 million to thousands of employees who had to clock out while going on short breaks, including to use the bathroom
Tesla is rightly proud of its awesome car-charging technology , but what happens when that technology fails? ExtremeTech directs our attention to a report from Norwegian publication NRK that shows us what happens when a Tesla Model S suddenly bursts into flames while powering up at a supercharger…
Michigan's Supreme Court has proposed new regulations to determine if defendants can afford to pay court fines, which would strengthen widely disregarded laws against jailing people who cannot pay them without hardship. Critics say that the hodgepodge system for determining a person's ability to…
The shocking transformation of a 74 yr old who outsmarted surgeons and found the ultimate skin-tightening regimen from the comfort of her own home.
Public health in America is in decline, and the culprit, according to experts, is what we’re eating—and our diets are turning deadly. “This is an epidemic that can be cured only by a massive change in lifestyle,” a leading doctor said when introducing new dietary recommendations. Jeremiah Stamler,…
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Diplomatic tensions between Saudi Arabia and Iran, which began with the kingdom's execution of a Shiite cleric and later saw attacks on Saudi diplomatic posts in the Islamic Republic, have seen countries around the world respond.
In a time of crisis, Real Madrid have looked for inspiration rather than experience as club legend Zinedine Zidane was handed his first senior managerial role as the club's coach. Zidane replaces Rafael Benitez, who was sacked on Monday after just seven months and 25 games in charge. The Frenchman…
An Oklahoma City process server was arrested on Monday for criminal complaints of sexual misconduct with clients, many of whom said they were coerced into giving sexual favors in return for cutting fees for delivering court papers, officials said. Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation agents…
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A couple came to NYC for a dream vacation. Instead, they got bed bugs.
Uber has become a staple in markets where it's available, offering people a simplified alternative to taxi cabs at what are typically competitive prices. Sometimes, however, Uber's prices can skyrocket due to its surge pricing policy, which drives up prices in busy areas where Uber cars are in high…
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama's do-it-himself plan for keeping guns away from those who shouldn't have them falls far short of what he'd hoped to accomplish through legislation after a massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School shook the country to attention in 2012.
A freak blizzard killed at least 15,000 dairy cows in the US state of Texas and for almost two days kept farmers from milking some of those that survived, officials said Monday. The brutal winter storm dumped heavy snow on the northern part of Texas on December 26. "They're still trying to dig out,…
The survey found that the angriest Americans were white women, people in the shrinking middle class, and members of the Republican party. Overall, female respondents were more likely than their male counterparts to say they are more angry now than they were a year ago. The country's rapidly…
Fernando Benitez plans to meet with "affluenza" teen Ethan Couch Tuesday in Mexico City, the same day mother Tonya Couch is due in a U.S. court.