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When it happens to black people, they're thugs who deserved it. When white people commit it, they're gun-owning patriots.
12-Time PGA Winner Shows You How to Hit Longer, Straighter, More Accurately,_
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — MVP candidate Cam Newton continued his assault on the NFL record book on Sunday.
Sudan said on Monday it was cutting diplomatic ties with Iran after the storming of the Saudi Arabian Embassy in Tehran and consulate building elsewhere in Iran. "In response to the barbaric attacks on the Saudi Arabian Embassy in Tehran and its consulate in Mashhad ... the government of Sudan…
DEAR ABBY: My 15-year old daughter, "Jenny," has a best friend, "Carly," she stays with when we're out of town. My husband and I are planning a three-day trip at the end of the month. Jenny has already asked Carly if she can stay, and of course, the answer was yes.This morning Jenny got an…
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The Islamic State group threatened Britain in an Internet video Sunday showing the killing of five "spies" it said worked with the international coalition fighting IS in Iraq and Syria. The SITE Intelligence Group said the video shows five men from Raqa, capital of the self-declared jihadist…
The order, which takes effect on Tuesday, requires social service agencies and police to move homeless individuals into shelters, against their will if necessary, when the temperature is at or below 32 degrees Fahrenheit (O degrees Celsius). New York and other big U.S. cities have long wrestled…
Who could imagine China leading the way on having people work shorter hours?
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Federal accident investigators are considering launching another search of the wreckage of a freighter that sank in October in an attempt to locate the ship's "black box."
12-Time PGA Winner Shows You How to Hit Longer, Straighter, More Accurately,
White militia members took over a federal facility in Oregon, and the police have barely responded.
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) — The joy that Adrian Peterson felt following the Minnesota Vikings' victory over the Green Bay Packers to win the NFC North overshadowed the tightness that the NFL's leading rusher felt in his lower back.
Israeli forces on Monday destroyed the east Jerusalem homes of two Palestinians who killed four Israelis in one of the deadliest days in the recent surge in violence. In the neighbourhood of Jabel Mukaber, the home of Palestinian Alaa Abu Jamal was filled with concrete and sealed off, an AFP…
Snoring causes headaches, high blood pressure and fatigue. Each leads to something more serious. Here's a simple SOLUTION to a very serious problem.
Forgoing baths for showers isn't enough. We simply need to bathe a whole lot less.
How much do we really know about 'Making of a Murderer's' Steven Avery?
Lying on an operating table in northern Tehran, Nazanine says she wants it all: a third nose job, her eyebrows tattooed and liposuction on her thighs to "fix" her figure. The patient in her 40s "had two nose jobs with another doctor, but wasn't happy and asked us to do it again," says her doctor…
By Marius Zaharia LONDON (Reuters) - A 7 percent drop in Chinese shares on Monday halted trading in Shanghai and dragged down stock markets around the world, as investors began 2016 with fresh worries over global growth and sought the safety of bonds and gold. Oil prices soared more than a dollar…
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HomeGardenProSponsoredEAST TROY, Wis. (AP) — Two bodies were pulled from a frigid Wisconsin lake and two other men were missing after the four friends left a house early Sunday morning and apparently took a canoe out on the lake but never returned, a state investigative spokesman said.
Could 2016 be the year of over-the-counter birth control? In Oregon, it almost is. On January 1, the state became the first in the nation to allow women to purchase hormonal contraception directly from a pharmacist, without a doctor's prescription.
MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. (AP) — When an achy Tom Brady had finished fending off questions about the New England Patriots' desultory regular-season finale, he stepped gingerly off the interview podium, looking a little wobbly as he heads for the playoffs.