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DES MOINES, Iowa - Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee won the Iowa caucuses last night as the candidates move on to New Hampshire.
NEW YORK - Jay Leno kept the jokes coming his second night back on the air, even as the striking writers union and his network sparred over whether he was violating union rules by writing his monologues.
OKLAHOMA CITY - With a button-popping spread of cornbread, sausage and gravy, chicken fried steak and pecan pie designated as Oklahoma's official state meal, it's no surprise that Oklahoma City's mayor wants to put the city on a diet.
LONDON - Martina Hingis was banned for two years Friday for testing positive for cocaine at Wimbledon last year.
NEW YORK - Roger Clemens admits former trainer Brian McNamee injected him but says it was with the painkiller lidocaine and the vitamin B-12, not any performance-enhancing drugs.
NEW YORK - A Manhattan librarian emerged as a champion couch potato after three rivals gave in to sleep deprivation or nature's call.
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (Reuters) - Fresh from big wins in Iowa, Democrat Barack Obama and Republican Mike Huckabee swept into New Hampshire on Friday for a four-day battle for the next prize in the U.S. presidential race.
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (Reuters) - Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican John McCain hold leads in New Hampshire four days before the state's presidential nominating contest, according to a Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby poll released on Friday.
NAIROBI (Reuters) - Kenya's President Mwai Kibaki would accept a re-run of his disputed election if a court orders it, his spokesman said on Friday.
PORTSMOUTH, New Hampshire (Reuters) - Barack Obama said on Friday his message of hope and change resonated with young people and sparked record numbers to help propel him past front-runner Hillary Clinton to win Iowa's Democratic caucus.
DES MOINES, Iowa (Reuters) - Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, an affable Baptist preacher, won over Iowans with his religiosity and charm, outfoxing rival Mitt Romney who heavily out-spent him.
SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea said on Friday it had given an account of its nuclear arms program as required in an international disarmament deal, while separately threatening to boost "war deterrent."
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - A team of British police arrived in Pakistan on Friday to join an investigation into the assassination of opposition leader Benazir Bhutto.
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - South Africa's ruling ANC leader Jacob Zuma has denied allegations of corruption and vowed to fight charges laid against him in court, local media reported on Friday.
CONCORD, New Hampshire (AFP) - Just hours after both parties were rocked by upsets in the first-voting state of Iowa, White House hopefuls hit the ground in next-up New Hampshire Friday, hoping to ride momentum to a presidential nomination.
NAIROBI (AFP) - Kenya's main opposition party demanded Friday a fresh presidential election after the defeat of its candidate Raila Odinga last week in a disputed ballot marred by allegations of vote-rigging.
RAWALPINDI, Pakistan (AFP) - A team of British anti-terrorism police flew into Pakistan on Friday to help investigate the killing of Benazir Bhutto, a move rejected by the opposition leader's party as "meaningless."
DIYARBAKIR, Turkey (AFP) - Police are holding four suspects in custody in connection with a car bomb attack in Turkey's main Kurdish-populated city of Diyarbakir that killed five people and injured 68, a prosecutor said Friday.
PARIS (AFP) - Children who are treated at home for severe pneumonia do just as well as youngsters admitted to hospital, a finding that could be a boon for health care and medical costs in poor countries.
SINGAPORE (AFP) - Oil prices were higher in Asian trade on Friday after profit-taking kicked in as the price broke through the symbolic 100-dollar mark for the second straight day, dealers said.
LONDON (AFP) - Britain's financial watchdog is to be given new powers to intervene in failing banks to avoid a repeat of the Northern Rock crisis, finance minister Alistair Darling said in an interview out Friday.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The U.S. housing market may be a seller's nightmare but Manhattan's was a dream in the fourth quarter as foreign buyers pushed up demand while supply stayed tight, sending the average sales price to a record high.
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (Reuters) - Fresh from big wins in Iowa, Democrat Barack Obama and Republican Mike Huckabee swept into New Hampshire on Friday for a four-day battle for the next prize in the U.S. presidential race.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - With scam statistics, baseless criticisms, misquotes, and cockeyed memories, the truth gets a battering on the campaign trail in the hands of candidates for the White House.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Treating severe pneumonia in children at home with oral antibiotics works just as well as treating them with intravenous drugs at a hospital as advised by the World Health Organization, scientists said on Thursday.
Your spare tire, researchers have discovered, is very likely making serious mischief. When you carry around an overabundance of fat, your body's normal processes can go awry, causing widespread inflammation and insulin resistance, for example. The result? Often, it's disease and dysfunction.
MIAMI - The surprising Kansas Jayhawks achieved the unexpected again Thursday they won the Orange Bowl with defense. While their high-powered offense was stymied most of the night, the Jayhawks came up with three interceptions and beat Virginia Tech 24-21 in the Orange Bowl to cap one of the finest seasons in school history.
WASHINGTON - Hiring practically stalled in December, driving the nation's unemployment rate up to 5 percent, a two-year high. The new figures fan fears the economy could slide into a recession.