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As people around the world partied their way into the new year, two mothers gave birth to two of the last babies of 2013 and two of the first babies of 2014. While born just minutes apart, their twin babies entered the world in two...
US actor James Avery, most famous as Uncle Phil in hit 1990s sitcom "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," died on New Year's Eve aged 68, his publicist said. With a deep baritone voice, Avery regularly played judges, professors or doctors in TV shows in the 1980s and 90s, as well as extensive voice work,…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredAUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Forget whether Hillary Clinton could win the White House in 2016. Women still have yet to run many statehouses, but in 2014 two Texas Democrats are going for a new kind of history: Winning as an all-female ticket for governor and lieutenant governor.
An eyewitness to the crash told ABC11 that he saw the driver charged driving recklessly just minutes before the crash.
DENVER (AP) — The nation's first recreational pot industry opened in Colorado on Wednesday, kicking off a marijuana experiment that will be watched closely around the world. Already, it is attracting people from across the country.
One hundred twenty-five years of tradition collided with change and controversy as the Rose Parade in Pasadena, Calif., today included a gay marriage ceremony on a float. The theme of the parade was “Dreams Come True,” and they evidently did for Danny LeClair and Aubrey Loots....
NEW YORK (AP) — "Duck Dynasty" star Willie Robertson chose not to quack back.
HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) — Residents and emergency management officials in New England and parts of New York prepared on Wednesday for a winter storm predicted to help usher in 2014 with snow and frigid temperatures across much of the region.
China's first aircraft carrier has successfully finished a series of tests during a training mission in the disputed South China Sea and has returned to port, state media reported. Last month's drills off the coast of Hainan Island marked not only the first time China has sent a carrier into the…
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un on Wednesday called for the construction of "world-class" structures, praising the speedy completion of his pet ski resort project. "The construction sector should set up world-class structures ... and build many other structures that could contribute to improving…
A Chinese man who tried to fly a hot-air balloon hundreds of kilometres to islands disputed between Beijing and Tokyo was rescued by Japan's coastguard after ditching in the sea, an official said Thursday. The 35-year-old took off from China's Fujian province on Wednesday morning in an attempt to…
German car company Audi is showcasing its latest concept, the Sport Quatrro Laserlight, at the upcoming International Consumer Electronics Show. As such, it will be the second year running that Audi has chosen the International CES, rather than a traditional auto show, to showcase its latest…
PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — On a confetti-covered stage atop a hallowed field, Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio managed to sum up a quarter-century of frustration, a stellar season and a tenacious bowl victory in one word.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Americans enter 2014 with a profoundly negative view of their government, expressing little hope that elected officials can or will solve the nation's biggest problems, a new poll finds.
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AdChoices SkinCareSearchSponsoredBen Gurion Airport (Israel) (AFP) - US Secretary of State John Kerry touched down at Ben Gurion airport near Tel Aviv Thursday, starting a visit to Israel and the Palestinian territories to push peace talks forward. Kerry arrived on schedule at around 2:00 pm (1200 GMT) on a four-day visit, his…
Battered England are desperate to avoid the ignominy of a 5-0 series whitewash against Australia as they scramble to salvage some pride in the final Ashes Test in Sydney starting on Friday. Alastair Cook's team -- coming off a dispiriting eight-wicket loss in the fourth Test in Melbourne -- face…
Fiat shares up in Milan trading after deal with union trust fund to acquire rest of Chrysler
We all know that snowflakes are completely and utterly unique, but Alexey Kljatov takes that truism to a new level. His close-up shots prove each snowflake's individuality and provide an intimate look into their complex design.
Sea ice stalled a planned helicopter rescue of passengers on a Russian ship trapped in frozen Antarctic seas Thursday, despite improved weather conditions that had raised hopes the complex operation could proceed. The Australian Maritime Safety Authority (AMSA) had planned to begin an airlift of…