Aaron's Daily WWW Newspaper
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This edition was generated on Tue Jan 1 08:45:01 EST 2019
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 1, 2019
- The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
- Miss Piggy
- To say that a man is made up of certain chemical elements is a satisfactory description only for those who intend to use him as a fertilizer.
- Herbert J. Muller
- Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)
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