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This edition was generated on Fri Jan 1 08:45:01 EST 2010
WASHINGTON – A federal judge cited repeated government missteps in dismissing all charges against five Blackwater Worldwide security guards accused of killing unarmed Iraqi civilians in a case that inflamed anti-American sentiment abroad. Full Story »
ATLANTA – Ryan Williams isn't keeping track of his records. Full Story »
LOS ANGELES – Fox and Time Warner Cable extended their contract for a few hours, avoiding a threatened blackout of several stations from the cable provider while the two sides tried early Friday to resolve a disagreement over fees. Full Story »