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This edition was generated on Mon Feb 29 08:45:02 EST 2016
DEAR ABBY: My husband cheated on me and told me to find somebody else. He moved in with the other woman and spread lies about me, telling my in-laws that I had cheated on him. He was on probation, so I reported to his probation officer that he was lying about where he was living. He was arrested…
How come no one is telling home owners this? If you own a home and pay more then $19/month for power, you better read this.
Democratic National Committee Vice Chair Tulsi Gabbard resigned from her post on Sunday to endorse Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, following months of rising tensions within the group. "I think it’s most important for us, as we look at our choices as to who our next commander in…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A mild-mannered Brit delivered an Oscar knockout punch to Rocky Balboa.
For the last decade, Joanne Frances has been living life as if the Second World War had just broken out.
NEUBRANDENBURG, Germany (AP) — The trial of a former SS medic on 3,681 counts of accessory to murder for allegedly helping the Nazis' Auschwitz death camp function appeared close to collapse Monday, after a doctor found the 95-year-old unfit to be transported to the court.
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"They started pulling out weapons," one counter-protester said. "Them. They. They started pulling out weapons."
The final-days sprint to Super Tuesday has erupted into a feud over a white supremacist as Donald Trump's Republican rivals scramble to stop the billionaire businessman from becoming an "unstoppable" force in the 2016 presidential contest
By Brendan O'Brien (Reuters) - An off-duty U.S. Army sergeant stationed at the Pentagon has been charged with fatally shooting a Virginia police officer on her first day on the job as she responded to a domestic disturbance at a home outside Washington, authorities said on Sunday. Ashley Guindon,…
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The stories of husbands being insolent towards their wives fail to register any degeneration in my head. I scan these articles in the newspapers like I read a fiction novel, for me they paint a picture incredulous for my belief, let alone sympathizing with these women. Perhaps, the perceptibility…
Lithuanians are taking an agonising closer look at their forefathers' role in killing Jewish neighbours during the Holocaust, a dark chapter of the Baltic country's history that was hidden for decades. A series of books and films has triggered national soul-searching by making the point that while…
DAVIE, Fla. (AP) — The 106 Burmese pythons captured over a monthlong hunt won't help control Florida's invasive snake population, but wildlife officials said Saturday that doesn't matter as much as the awareness they bring to the state's environmental concerns.
It's the biggest night for film, fashion and Ryan Seacrest: It's the 88th Academy Awards. Stars are gracing the red carpet in their most breathtaking ensembles, hoping to close out award season as a fashion icon — and, in turn, the misses can haunt these actors' careers long after the red carpet…
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BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) — Pittsburgh Pirates general manager Neal Huntington on Sunday acknowledged the team erroneously computed Gerrit Cole's salary offer for 2016, which led to a public spat with their ace pitcher.
Here are some fun possible side effects you didn't know were associated with birth control.
Five Cambodian fishermen have been arrested for a brutal attack on a group of French tourists in which two women were raped at knifepoint on an isolated Thai beach, police said Monday.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Emboldened by her South Carolina landslide, Hillary Clinton is shifting her focus to Republican front-runner Donald Trump as her party seeks consensus on the best ways to challenge the billionaire's unpredictable nature in a general election.
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Russian investigators arrested a nanny and charged her with murdering a young child in her care on Monday after local media broadcast footage of a woman brandishing a severed infant's head near a busy Moscow metro station. Moscow investigators said in a statement the unnamed nanny was from Central…
U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon says a shaky cease-fire in Syria is holding "by and large" despite sporadic fighting and growing accusations of breaches that threatened to derail the truce, now in its third day