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CUKURCA, Turkey - Turkey's military says it has completed its goals against Kurdish rebels in Iraq and its troops have returned. The military says the units have returned to their bases as of this morning.
WAUKEGAN, Ill. - Some shop owners smelled gas for the last couple of days at a shopping plaza rocked by an explosion that injured at least eight people and rattled nearby buildings, authorities said.
WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton can bank on the support of women. Conservatives will never trust John McCain. Southern white men won't vote for Barack Obama.
SEATTLE - Microsoft Corp. will cut the price of some versions of Windows Vista, the software maker said late Thursday.
NEW YORK - Four more aspiring singers failed to convince viewers that they have what it takes to win the star-making talent contest "American Idol."
SAN ANTONIO - Dirk Nowitzki has seen this before from Tim Duncan. The Spurs star had another typically excellent game. His totals: 31 points, 15 rebounds good enough to lead the San Antonio Spurs to a 97-94 win over their in-state rival on Thursday night.
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Barack Obama holds a slight lead on Hillary Clinton in Texas and has almost pulled even in Ohio before contests that could decide their Democratic presidential battle, according to a Reuters/C-SPAN/Houston Chronicle poll released on Friday.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq's presidency council has cleared the way for the long-delayed execution of Saddam Hussein's cousin, Ali Hassan al-Majeed, known as "Chemical Ali," to be carried out, Iraqi officials said on Friday.
ANKARA (Reuters) - Turkey's military General Staff said on Friday that its troops had returned to bases in Turkey after a major ground offensive against Kurdish PKK rebels in northern Iraq.
TOKYO (Reuters) - A U.S. Marine arrested earlier this month on suspicion of raping a 14-year-old Japanese girl was released to U.S. military custody on Friday, a spokesman for the U.S. military in Okinawa, southern Japan, said.
LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's Prince Harry is being withdrawn from Afghanistan immediately, the Defence Ministry said on Friday, after news leaked on the Internet that he had been secretly fighting on the front lines for 10 weeks.
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - A senior Israeli defense official said on Friday that Palestinians firing rockets from the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip would bring upon themselves what he termed a "shoah," the Hebrew word for holocaust or disaster.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Ricin, a deadly poison, was discovered in a hotel room in Las Vegas but officials don't believe the incident is terrorism-related, media reported on Friday.
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Vladimir Putin appealed to Russians to vote in large numbers on Sunday in a presidential election he hopes will hand his chosen successor a convincing victory and rebuff opponents who call his democracy a sham.
BAGHDAD (AFP) - Iraq's presidency has endorsed the execution for genocide of Ali Hassan al-Majid, Saddam Hussein's enforcer known to the world as "Chemical Ali" for ordering gas attacks on Kurds in the 1980s, Iraqi and US officials said on Friday.
LONDON (AFP) - The British military decided Friday to pull Prince Harry "immediately" out of Afghanistan after news of his deployment leaked out in the media, the Ministry of Defence said.
NAIROBI (AFP) - Kenya's rival camps sat down Friday to hammer out the details of a power-sharing deal signed by President Mwai Kibaki and opposition leader Raila Odinga to end a bloody two-month political crisis.
ANKARA (AFP) - The Turkish offensive against Kurdish rebels in northern Iraq "achieved its objective" and the troops began returning home on Friday morning, the military said.
SYDNEY (AFP) - Australian scientists Friday said they have discovered a gene abnormality responsible for the crippling condition known as Lou Gehrig's disease, which causes gradual paralysis in sufferers.
LONDON (AFP) - The price of New York crude oil hit an all-time high point of 103.05 dollars per barrel on Friday owing to record weakness of the dollar but then fell back, traders said.
LONDON, Feb 29, 2008 (AFP) - The dollar slumped to a fresh record low point against the euro on Friday and a near three-year trough versus the yen on increasing worries about the weakness of the US economy, traders said.
DUBLIN (AFP) - An Irishman blinded by an explosion two years ago has had his sight restored after doctors inserted his son's tooth in his eye, he said on Wednesday.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - U.S. immigration officials said on Thursday they had dismantled a Guatemalan human smuggling ring that brought more than 100 illegal immigrants a week into the Los Angeles area.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush on Thursday sharply criticized foreign policies advocated by Democratic front-runner Barack Obama, saying it would be a mistake to meet the leaders of Iran and Cuba without preconditions or swiftly change course in Iraq.
DETROIT (Reuters) - As the housing crisis deepens, major lenders say they will help borrowers avoid foreclosure, but nonprofit groups and others say their actions are not living up to their promises.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Signaling impatience with Syria, the United States has sent its USS Cole warship off the coast of Lebanon in a show of support amid Beirut's political crisis, U.S. officials said on Thursday.
WASHINGTON - The FBI took up the Roger Clemens case Thursday, told by the Justice Department to investigate whether the star pitcher lied when he testified to Congress he never took performance-enhancing drugs.
Oil prices briefly surpassed $103 a barrel for the first time Friday as persistent weakness in the U.S. dollar and the prospect of lower interest rates attracted fresh money to the oil market.