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This edition was generated on Sat Feb 27 08:45:01 EST 2016
DEAR ABBY: I grew up in a poor family on a farm in the South. I worked very hard during my childhood. Throughout my childhood, I was told I was a "bad girl" who always did the wrong things or who would never stop talking. When I was 16, I moved more than 1,000 miles away. My mother happily drove me…
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By Brendan O'Brien MILWAUKEE (Reuters) - David Clarke, the African-American sheriff of Milwaukee County, is a man on a mission - to rebut allegations that U.S. police have been too quick to use deadly force against blacks in a spate of killings from New York to Ferguson, Missouri. The 38-year law…
North Korea on Saturday boasted of a newly developed anti-tank weapon that its leader said was so powerful it could turn the most heavily armoured enemy tanks into "boiled pumpkin". Pyongyang's state media said leader Kim Jong-Un had watched tests of the portable, laser-guided rocket and declared…
A police officer father in the United States has taken to social media to complain about a piece of artwork displayed at his daughter’s school. Kentucky cop Dave Hamblin is outraged by the painting which depicts two black people with a gun pointed at their head. On one half of the painting, under…
A Henrico County, Va., police officer was indicted for shooting a woman during a Dec. 15 traffic stop. Joel Greenway was charged with malicious wounding, shooting into an occupied vehicle and use of a firearm in the commission of a felony.
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
World number five Rickie Fowler fired another bogey-free 66 to take a one-shot lead after two rounds of the US PGA Tour's Honda Classic. Fowler's second straight four-under effort on the Champion course at PGA National in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, gave him an eight-under total of 132. American…
Marilyn Nevalainen was just 15 years old, and pregnant, when she left Sweden with a jihadist recruit, though she did not realise what a mistake she had made until she was in Iraq. Desperate, she called home from the Islamic State stronghold of Mosul in northern Iraq begging for help, and was…
A boy on a vacation with his dying father was back home in Arizona on Thursday, days after the 7-year-old suffered a dog allergy attack and the family was removed from a flight home to applause from passengers, his mother said. The trio was at the tail end of a bucket-list vacation to the U.S.…
SALEM, Mass. (AP) — The Latest on the sentencing of a Massachusetts teenager convicted of raping and killing his high school math teacher (all times local):
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By James Oliphant WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Republicans in Washington are coming to grips with what many of them not long ago considered an unimaginable reality: Donald Trump is likely to be their presidential nominee and standard-bearer. The prospect of Trump winning the Republican primary had…
There are new questions being raised about the immigration status of Esmid Pedraza who has been charged in Hayward for murdering his girlfriend.
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — A 23-year-old Ukrainian national who posed as a teen to attend a Pennsylvania high school was charged Friday with sexual assault over a relationship with a student.
Study finds that for men over 40, certain exercise speeds aging & causes weight gain. Discover the best way to slow aging and burn off excess fat.
A couple have been left in shock over plans to surround their rural property with a 700-home estate. Horrified Cheryle Walton, 56, and her partner Paul Jones, 50, had no idea of the proposed plans until a passerby mentioned it to them while they were walking their dogs. Development company KBC…
Builder Elvis Summers set up dozens of the compact homes, which are the size of a parking spot and come with solar-powered lights.
The US Air Force on Friday unveiled the first image of its next-generation bomber that will replace antique B-52s first developed during the Cold War. The all-black plane has a distinctive, zigzagging shape and a super-low profile that will make it hard to spot on radar, and bears more than a…
STORRS, Conn. (AP) — SMU women's basketball coach Rhonda Rompola has said her decision to retire at age 55 is driven by a desire to spend more time with her husband.
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Look, even superheroes need a break. After a hard day's work, sometimes it's nice to sit down, put your feet up and take a load off — especially when you're the world's fasted superhero, The Flash. SEE ALSO: Kim caught Kanye sleeping and the Photoshops are amazing Redditor Pietru24 shared a…
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