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CLEVELAND - Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama clashed over trade, health care and the war in Iraq Tuesday night in a crackling debate at close quarters one week before a pivotal group of primaries.
WASHINGTON - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is giving Congress a fresh assessment of the country's economic health, which has been pummeled by a housing bust, a credit crunch and soaring energy prices.
SINGAPORE - Oil prices broke through a new intraday high of $102 a barrel Wednesday as a slide in the U.S. dollar prompted investors to pump more money into energy futures as a hedge against inflation.
LOS ANGELES - Want Michael Jackson's merry-go-round? How about his locomotive, or his curtains? Those items and more could hit the auction block next month as the pop star's Neverland Ranch will be put up for public sale unless he pays the more than $24 million he still owes on the property, according to a Tuesday court filing.
ARLINGTON, Ore. - The mayor of an Oregon town who once stripped to her underwear and posed on a fire truck has been stripped of her office.
WASHINGTON - The commissioners of the NFL, NBA, NHL and Major League Baseball, the union leaders for those leagues, and other sports officials head to Capitol Hill on Wednesday for a House subcommittee hearing on steroids.
CLEVELAND (Reuters) - Democrats Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton clashed sharply in a high-stakes one-on-one debate on Tuesday, accusing each other of falsely portraying their stances on health care, trade and other issues.
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - The European Commission fined Microsoft a record 899 million euros ($1.35 billion) on Wednesday for defying sanctions imposed on the software giant for antitrust violations, far exceeding the original penalty.
DETROIT (Reuters) - As the housing crisis deepens, major lenders say they will help borrowers avoid foreclosure, but nonprofit groups and others say their actions are not living up to their promises.
BELGRADE (Reuters) - The United States embassy in Belgrade reopened on Wednesday, its windows cracked and facade blackened from a fire that Serbs started last week in protest against U.S. support for Kosovo's independence.
TOKYO (Reuters) - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Wednesday hinted at progress toward ending North Korea's nuclear ambitions and left a senior aide in Beijing to discuss the matter with Chinese officials.
KABUL (Reuters) - An American woman aid worker and her local driver who were abducted in Afghanistan may have been killed, foreign groups said.
PYONGYANG (Reuters) - The unprecedented concert of the New York Philharmonic made the world's front pages on Wednesday, but in North Korea merited only brief mention in the main communist daily.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistani opposition parties which inflicted a crushing defeat on President Pervez Musharraf's allies in last week's election vowed on Wednesday to banish the military from politics.
ANKARA (AFP) - Turkish forces stepped up their offensive against Kurdish rebels in northern Iraq, as the United States warned Wednesday that the incursion should not last more than "a week or two."
CLEVELAND, Ohio, Feb 27, 2008 (AFP) - Democrat Hillary Clinton threw some sharp jabs at White House rival Barack Obama in their final debate before crucial primaries, but Obama parried the blows to score some hits of his own.
BRUSSELS (AFP) - EU competition regulators dealt a new blow to Microsoft on Wednesday, fining the US software giant a record 899 million euros for defying a landmark 2004 antitrust ruling.
NAIROBI (AFP) - Kenya's opposition leader on Wednesday called off planned protests after mediator Kofi Annan pushed the country's feuding leaders to resolve deadlocked political crisis talks.
BANGKOK (AFP) - Former Thai prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra plans to return to Thailand on Thursday for the first time since the military toppled his government in a bloodless coup 17 months ago, officials said.
LONDON (AFP) - The dollar plunged Wednesday to another record euro low thanks to a stream of negative US data, while the tumbling greenback helped crude oil and gold prices hit historic highs, analysts said.
LONDON (AFP) - Oil prices rocketed Wednesday to a record high above 102 dollars, with speculative trade energised by the sliding US dollar and jitters before OPEC's crude production meeting next week, analysts said.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The distressed housing market should get a lift this spring as bargain prices lure prospective buyers out of hibernation, but tighter lending means no one should expect the boom days to return any time soon.
LONDON (Reuters) - Killer robots could become the weapon of choice for militants, a British expert said on Wednesday.
CINCINNATI, Ohio (Reuters) - With a week to go before Ohio's pivotal nominating contest, Hillary Clinton was fighting to hold onto a dwindling lead as rival Barack Obama worked to undercut her support, particularly among working class voters.
CINCINNATI (Reuters) - Republican presidential front-runner John McCain on Monday retracted his earlier statement he would lose the November election if he did not convince Americans they were winning the war in Iraq.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Army aims to cut the length of deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan this summer, its top general said on Tuesday, as commanders seek to reduce severe war strains on the force.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Tennessee's first stint as the No. 1 team in the country will likely be brief.
BRUSSELS, Belgium - The European Union fined Microsoft Corp. a record $1.3 billion Wednesday for the amount it charges rivals for software information.