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A boy on a vacation with his dying father was back home in Arizona on Thursday, days after the 7-year-old suffered a dog allergy attack and the family was removed from a flight home to applause from passengers, his mother said. The trio was at the tail end of a bucket-list vacation to the U.S.…
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Earlier in the evening she triumphantly dedicated her Best Female Brits gong to Sony colleague Kesha. The Hello powerhouse seemed to be on a high after getting a record four awards at the ceremony on Wednesday evening but things appeared to have become overwhelming when she arrived at a party at…
THIS is the remarkable moment a baby was born – inside its amniotic sac. The tiny baby was born 26 weeks prematurely, with its placenta and umbilical cord still inside the bag of fluid. Remarkably Silas Johnson, whose entry into the world was just a 1 in 80,000 occurrence, is now a healthy…
Before he was found dead at a lodge in Texas on February 13, Scalia spent time with members of an elite hunting group.
DEAR ABBY: I have just separated from my wife. I don't plan on dating anytime soon, but I will eventually. I have a disease that caused my immune system to destroy my liver cells. There is no way to predict whether my liver will fail in five days or five years. Would it be wrong to date knowing I…
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The allegations of rape on the Brooklyn playground made national headlines and stoked fear in the Brownsville community after the woman said she was drinking in the park with her father when the teens, brandishing a gun, surrounded them. Brooklyn District Attorney Ken Thompson said the woman had…
REDONDO BEACH, Calif. (AP) — A large wave swept four people off a Los Angeles County jetty as high surf pounded much of the California coast, leaving one man dead and his three companions seriously injured, authorities said.
Iran has withdrawn a "significant number" of its Revolutionary Guards troops from the Syrian battlefield, US Secretary of State John Kerry said Thursday. Iran is an ally of Syria's President Bashar al-Assad and has sent members of the elite force to act as "advisers" to his forces and to organize…
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Playing uber-camp Austrian Brüno seems to still be having an effect in his creator Sacha Baron Cohen. The comic, whose latest film Grimsby features his beer-swilling football fanatic Liam Gallagher-a-like character Nobby, has quipped he’s “23 per cent gay” despite being married to ex-Home And Away…
When he finally responds yes, high school cheerleader Mikal Bartosik said: "I'm not a crier, but that brought tears to my eyes."
WASHINGTON (AP) — Marco Rubio unleashed a campaign's worth of harsh criticism on Donald Trump in the final Republican debate before Tuesday's crucial primaries.
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By David Alexander VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. (Reuters) - The U.S. military test-fired its second intercontinental ballistic missile in a week on Thursday night, seeking to demonstrate its nuclear arms capacity at a time of rising strategic tensions with Russia and North Korea. The unarmed…
That's one excuse we've not heard before.
A Seattle doctor has admitted to fatally stabbing his son and his longtime partner in August 2011. Dr. Louis Chen pleaded guilty Thursday to first-degree murder in the death of 2-year-old Cooper Chen and second-degree murder in the death of 29-year-old Eric Cooper.
An experienced ghost hunter claims to have captured the terrifying image of a woman in the grounds of a historic 15th Century building. Erica Gregory, 49, spent the night with other members of her paranormal activity group in Turton Tower in Bolton, Lancashire - in a bid to gather physical evidence…
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz on Thursday lifted a hold he placed on bipartisan legislation to address the water crisis in Flint, Michigan, where lead-contaminated pipes have resulted in an ongoing public health emergency.
Cristiano Ronaldo insists Real Madrid can still catch La Liga leaders Barcelona if they can overcome their hoodoo against local rivals Atletico Madrid on Saturday. Real trail Atletico by a point and are nine adrift of Barca with just 13 games remaining, but can move up to second place should they…
Marijuana companies are promising custom-made experiences based on flavor compounds called terpenes. But can they actually deliver “contentment ” and “relaxation”?