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STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — A man whose houseguest apparently overdosed inside his residence dragged her body into his garage, loaded it into his Mercedes and dumped it along the side of a central Pennsylvania road on Valentine's Day, authorities and his lawyer said.
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
Mum Libby Appleby, 37, was told that her unborn babies would look so similar they would need to be “marked with ink” to tell them apart. Mum Libby Appleby, 37, from West Rainton, County Durham, said: 'When they were born, we were flabbergasted, even the doctors couldn’t believe it.
DEAR ABBY: Why is there so much angst today over raising children, especially in young mothers? I don't remember my mother or my friends' mothers being so concerned about whether or not they were doing a good job, and I certainly didn't gather with my daughters' friends' moms to bemoan whether I…
Yoko Ono has been a prominent artist for decades but at age 83 she is again answering a familiar question -- No, she says, she didn't break up The Beatles. Number 24 on the list: "I had nothing to do with breaking up The Beatles. The reasons for the 1970 break-up of history's best-selling band have…
This amazing photo shows little Isaac Derwent in the plastic bag before he was moved to an incubator. Isaac was born ten weeks early at Derriford Hospital in Plymouth and weighted just 3lb 11oz. “Straight after being born Isaac was put into a plastic bag and the doctors said the idea behind that…
Military leaks new LED technology that is now being called "brightest light ever." Get yours before they run out - Limited Supply!
Talk radio icon rips the GOP establishment for their misgivings about possibly having Donald Trump as their nominee, saying they didn't listen to voters. 'On the Record' panel breaks it down
An experienced ghost hunter claims to have captured the terrifying image of a woman in the grounds of a historic 15th Century building. Erica Gregory, 49, spent the night with other members of her paranormal activity group in Turton Tower in Bolton, Lancashire - in a bid to gather physical evidence…
NEW YORK (AP) — Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul filed a lawsuit Wednesday against ESPN and reporter Adam Schefter for posting his medical records last summer.
Meagan Barnard tells INSIDE EDITION that she did everything to hide her condition from her boyfriend, Rob.
If you owe more than $15,000, there is a way to pay off credit card debt that few people think of first. (It's not what you think!)
A Swedish teenager rescued from Islamic State militants in Iraq has said life in the so-called caliphate was "really hard" and that she was duped into going there by her boyfriend. In her first interview since Kurdish special forces recovered her in northern Iraq, the 16-year old told a Kurdish TV…
Saudi jets are due to arrive at a Turkish base this week take part in the air campaign against Islamic State jihadists in Syria, Turkey's Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu said on Thursday. "We are expecting the planes to arrive today or tomorrow (Friday)," Cavusoglu told the state-run Anatolia…
Shocking surveillance footage released by a Philadelphia-area police shows a dying man being given a life-saving drug.
How does this thing even exist?!
Built by the leading engineers in the country with revolutionary wireless technology… Engineered to make your home feel like a fortress...
A 23-year-old woman who has been bed-ridden for 11 years has told her family she wants to die in a suicide assisted clinic in Switzerland. Kirsty Keep contracted lupus after she was bitten by a bug in her back garden in Maidstone, Kent when she was 12 years old. Kirsty also started having seizures…
A New Jersey man has admitted stealing more than $135,000 from the retirement account of a woman whose obituary described him as a "dear friend."
The Syrian army retook a strategic town from the Islamic State group on Thursday, paving the way for the reopening of its sole supply route to main northern city Aleppo. The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said troops still needed to clear the jihadists from hills overlooking the key highway…
Learn More About Acid Reflux Disease and GERD (Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease.) Find Out How These Two Medical Conditions Differ From Heartburn.
Although 9-year-old James Isaac from Wellington, New Zealand has trouble speaking and communicating with his family, he holds a strong bond with his buddy Mahe. Mahe, a service dog trained by The Assistance Dogs New Zealand Trust helps James, who is autistic, stay calm, in addition to providing…
DALLAS (AP) — A sheriff's report offers a detailed account of the hours after Antonin Scalia's body was found in Texas, describing how the owner of the luxury resort where the Supreme Court justice died told the sheriff he had no authority in the matter. The report also includes a reference to a…
Australia unveiled a massive new investment in the nation's defence capabilities on Thursday to address what Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull called "high stakes" and "momentous times" in Asia. Citing increased defence spending around the region and potential flashpoints in the South China Sea and…