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Meagan Barnard tells INSIDE EDITION that she did everything to hide her condition from her boyfriend, Rob.
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center’s constitutional literacy adviser, looks at how Supreme Court nominee gridlock could lead to a very unlikely, but not unprecedented, option for the Chief Justice.
This amazing photo shows little Isaac Derwent in the plastic bag before he was moved to an incubator. Isaac was born ten weeks early at Derriford Hospital in Plymouth and weighted just 3lb 11oz. “Straight after being born Isaac was put into a plastic bag and the doctors said the idea behind that…
DEAR ABBY: A foreign friend used the "n" word while commenting about an employee at a hotel we were staying in. After he said it a second time, I slapped him and told him that word was never acceptable, regardless of the reason.I feel bad about hitting him, but entirely justified in motive and…
A 23-year-old woman who has been bed-ridden for 11 years has told her family she wants to die in a suicide assisted clinic in Switzerland. Kirsty Keep contracted lupus after she was bitten by a bug in her back garden in Maidstone, Kent when she was 12 years old. Kirsty also started having seizures…
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A Swedish teenager rescued from Islamic State militants in Iraq has said life in the so-called caliphate was "really hard" and that she was duped into going there by her boyfriend. In her first interview since Kurdish special forces recovered her in northern Iraq, the 16-year old told a Kurdish TV…
Donald Trump decisively won Nevada's Republican caucuses for his third straight victory Tuesday. Trump told supporters in Las Vegas that he got votes from well educated and poorly educated people, adding "I love the poorly educated." (Feb. 24)
Although 9-year-old James Isaac from Wellington, New Zealand has trouble speaking and communicating with his family, he holds a strong bond with his buddy Mahe. Mahe, a service dog trained by The Assistance Dogs New Zealand Trust helps James, who is autistic, stay calm, in addition to providing…
Conor McGregor will fight Nate Diaz at UFC 196 on March 5 after champion Rafael Dos Anjos dropped out of their bout with a foot injury.
Check out the great deals, on-snow and off-snow activities, and events we've got in store for family vacations this February in New Hampshire!
North Korea on Tuesday lashed out at an upcoming joint US-South Korean military exercise, warning it would attack the South and the US mainland in case of any armed provocation. The South and its close US ally will next month hold their largest-ever annual exercise in response to the North's recent…
Refusing to even meet with a nominee will backfire on Republicans at the ballot box, they predicted. Recommended: How much do you know about landmark Supreme Court decisions? Bills to overhaul prison sentencing, combat heroin abuse, and reauthorize the Federal Aviation Administration still have a…
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — An Albuquerque woman is expected to face child abuse charges after she crashed on a busy freeway during rush hour and left behind two children, the youngest of whom was ejected from the vehicle, police said.
Nissan too has a product and a very special one at that, the Godzilla of cars, the GT-R. The Nissan GT-R is already a decade old design but it looks far from it. It also turns the new age formula of light, lithe and compact to chase speed for the Nissan GT-R, true to its name of the Godzilla, is…
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) — A toddler who disappeared over the weekend was found dead in a harbor on Tuesday, and her father, who had been picked up a day earlier wearing a disguise, was charged with her murder, police said.
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Reuters) - A woman found dead in the laundry chute of a Las Vegas hotel has been identified as a Sacramento, California-area legal assistant, authorities and local media said on Tuesday.
British bookmakers on Wednesday slashed the odds on businessman Donald Trump winning the Republican nomination to run for the U.S. presidency after his latest victory in the Nevada caucuses. Trump, once considered a rank outsider attracting odds of 200/1, is now the firm favorite after his latest…
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
3-year-old Lilly Nicholas helped deliver a lamb last Thursday. Believe it or not, this wasn't even the first lamb she delivered.
South Korea Wednesday dismissed China's warning that the planned deployment of a US missile defence system could damage ties, stressing that it was to counter "growing threats" from North Korea. "The deployment of the Terminal High Altitude Area Defence system (THAAD) is a measure of self-defence…
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