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WASHINGTON (AP) — Russia will ask permission on Monday to start flying surveillance planes equipped with high-powered digital cameras amid warnings from U.S. intelligence and military officials that such overflights help Moscow collect intelligence on the United States.
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
You all had that older sibling who teased you throughout your childhood with stories describing how you were picked up from a garbage dump, don’t you? Yes, I was picked up by this family, the only one which I know as mine, some 24 years ago from the garbage dump where I was left to rot along with…
Just days after a baby dolphin died because it was paraded around a beach by selfie-taking tourists, a video has emerged of a man dragging a shark from the sea so he could pose with it.
By Will Boggs MD (Reuters Health) - The Canadian Task Force on Preventive Health care recommends that colonoscopy should not be used to screen adults for colon cancer. Colon cancer screening programs aim to identify and remove polyps that can sometimes become cancerous. Today in the journal CMAJ,…
DEAR ABBY: No matter what I do, I am never satisfied. I have a great wife and two great kids, and yet I always feel like I could have done better with my life. I go to work and no matter how hard I work, I feel like I never get recognition for it. When I go out with friends, we have a great time,…
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
A luxury commode custom-built for a Thai princess's visit to Cambodia was left unused despite its hefty $40,000 price tag, local officials said Tuesday, in a poor country where the majority of rural dwellers do not have access to a toilet. The convenience was built for a visit on Monday by Princess…
New York in the '80s was awash in drugs, decay and enough cash to have lots of one, and not so much of the other. But murder was something else.
The British Airways plane that was engulfed in flames at an airport in Las Vegas last year will be put back into service. A spokesman for the airline said the engine which caught fire - a General Electric GE90-85B - has been removed and will be replaced.
Birthdays are never going to be the same again for these families.
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Country music superstar Carrie Underwood surprised a local military family Monday night before her concert at the Wells Fargo Center.
PAHRUMP, Nev. (AP) — Nevada Republicans thought they had put their immigration problems behind them.
CAMDEN, N.J. (AP) — A former Miss America contestant critically injured when her car spun off a wet highway and crashed into trees last week died on Monday.
If you drink any of these 3 sodas, stop and throw them out. Learn the stunning truth about how these sodas are hurting you.
Romechia Simms, 25, pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter in Charles County Circuit Court, said Tony Covington, the county prosecutor. Simms was ruled not to be a danger to herself or the community and was freed on a conditional release, Covington said.
There'll be none more black than the Jeep Renegade's Dawn of Justice Special Edition when it arrives at US dealer showrooms late February, tagged with a manufacturer's suggested retail price of $26,250. Coated in a Granite Crystal or Carbon Black exterior paint color, it rolls on 18in Gloss Black…
You can now add coffee to the growing list of foods and drinks that are available as products infused with marijuana. But what happens when you combine two psychoactive substances: marijuana and caffeine? The effects of using these two substances in combination have not been heavily researched,…
Much like ‘jumping the shark’ from 'Happy Days’, the Indiana Jones movie series has a similar phrase to encompass the moment it all went a little bit too far. Many ardent fans of Harrison Ford’s swashbuckling archeologist very much drew the line at the moment in 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of…
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
The jets, some of the most sophisticated and priciest stealth fighter planes ever built, are not sitting out the Air Force’s latest aerial operations in Iraq and Syria, as they did in previous campaigns in Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya. Since their maiden mission in September 2014, F-22s have been…
Just outside Vietnam's ancient imperial capital Hue is a tiny fishing town known as the City of Ghosts, where the dead live in more opulent style than the living. The spectacular tombs of Vietnam's former emperors are a well-trodden stop on the tourist circuit in UNESCO-listed Hue, the country's…
A little girl in Alabama who became an internet celebrity after she wept in a video upon learning Obama will leave office next year got a response.