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Arizona U.S. Sen. John McCain said something on CBS’s “Face the Nation” Sunday about the U.S.’s handling of the ongoing standoff between Russia and Ukraine that surprised host Bob Schieffer. “I’m ashamed of my country, I’m ashamed of my president and I’m ashamed of myself that I haven’t done more…
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you currently own a home and pay a mortgage, you better read this.
Broadway and TV did Hollywood a favor, sharing Neil Patrick Harris for duties hosting the Oscars. Harris not only did himself proud, as expected after numerous triumphs presiding over the Tonys and Emmys. Even better, he stewarded an Oscarcast that made up in charm what it lacked in suspense.
(Reuters) - A former police officer shot a Georgia county sheriff and his deputy when they intervened in a domestic dispute in which three people were killed, local media said on Monday. Habersham County's Joey Terrell and Deputy Bill Zigan had been called out late on Sunday to a house in…
ATLANTA (AP) — While Bobbi Kristina Brown fights for her life, a feud has erupted over whether her partner can visit her in the hospital.
Every week for the fifth season of AMC's post-apocalyptic drama The Walking Dead, Lenika Cruz and David Sims will discuss the latest threat—human, zombie, or otherwise—to the show's increasingly hardened band of survivors. Sims: All is forgiven! Not only was “The Distance” the kind of electrifying,…
You'll never believe number 5!
'50 Shades of Grey' star Dakota Johnson brought her mother, Melanie Griffith as her date to the Oscars. On the red carpet, the two got into a little spat about it.
A bizarre sheet of clouds embraced the highest peak in Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming last week, enchanting even the park's most seasoned visitors. The clouds were so strange they even surprised park spokeswoman Jackie Skaggs. "I've lived here for almost 40 years, and honestly, I've never…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) — A towering American agave plant that waited 80 years to flower and produce seeds is dying after fulfilling its purpose and will be taken down next month, said its caretaker at the University of Michigan's botanical gardens.
A girl thought to be as young as seven killed herself and seven others in a suicide bombing in northeast Nigeria as President Goodluck Jonathan conceded his government had initially underrated the Islamist extremist group Boko Haram. Previous attacks have been blamed on Boko Haram. During a swing…
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(Reuters) - The strangled body of a 6-year-old girl was found at a Missouri hotel on Saturday evening shortly after she was reported missing and a man was charged on Sunday with her murder, police said. Jasmine Miller was found dead in a room at the Windsor Inn near the city of Branson, a tourist…
LAKE OSWEGO, Ore. (AP) — One is a businesswoman and an MBA graduate. Another is a corporate vice president. The third is a registered nurse.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has urged the army to ensure its combat readiness ahead of US-South Korea military exercises that see an annual spike in tensions on the divided peninsula. In a "historic" speech to the ruling party's Central Military Commission (CMC), Kim said the army had to be…
Fresno police responding to a domestic violence call in East Central Fresno made a bizarre discovery Saturday night.
In a tell-all interview, CIA economist, Jim Rickards explains five catalysts that could send the American economy into a 25-year great depression.
Starring Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer, the cinematic tale of the musical von Trapp family in Austria and their mischievous governess is a Hollywood classic. In contrast to her own flamboyant concerts, Lady Gaga was all about the voice as she sang highlights from the beloved 1965 movie to…
On Wednesday, the Supreme Court will try to determine if an employer can be held liable for refusing to hire an applicant based on a religious practice, if that employer isn't given direct notice from an applicant that a religious accommodation is needed.
Land Rover has revealed the 2016 model of its highly successful model Range Rover Evoque. The luxury compact SUV's exterior design has been updated with a new front bumper, two new grille designs, all-LED headlamps and three new alloy wheel designs. Inside, new seats and door casings join a new…
Once driven to the brink extinction in the United States, the population of Mexican wolves has doubled in the past five years. There were at least 109 wild Mexican wolves, or lobos, in the Southwest in 2014, up from 83 in 2013, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) announced Friday (Feb. 13). In…
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By Pavel Polityuk and Anton Zverev KIEV/DONETSK, Ukraine (Reuters) - Ukraine's military said on Monday it could not start withdrawing heavy weapons from the front line in the east as required under a tenuous ceasefire because pro-Russian separatists who advanced last week were still attacking its…
GADSDEN, Ala. (AP) — A prosecutor calls Joyce Hardin Garrard the "drill sergeant from hell," a woman so mean she made her 9-year-old granddaughter run until the girl collapsed and died, all as punishment for lying about candy.
NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) — Investigators looking into a small plane crash that killed a prominent Christian minister and eight others last year have found it was likely caused by bad decisions by the crew during stormy weather, the islands' civil aviation department said Sunday.