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This edition was generated on Wed Feb 23 11:53:41 EST 2005
Bush, Schroeder Denounce Iran Nuclear Aims
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Allawi Forming Coalition to Fight for PM
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Fla. Right-To-Die Case Goes Back to Court
Full Coverage
Nine Deaths Blamed on Killer Calif. Storms
Death Toll in Iran Quake Rises to 500
Full Coverage
Family Support Suspect in Alleged Bush Plot
Full Coverage
Attorneys Make Headway With Jackson Jury
Full Coverage
Burning Manure Pile in Nebraska Goes Out
Red Sox Will Get Rings at Home Opener
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Red Sox Will Get Rings at Home Opener
AP -
28 minutes ago
The Boston Red Sox will receive their World Series rings just before their home opener against the New York Yankees.
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Quarterback Bledsoe Agrees Deal with Cowboys
Reuters -
23 minutes ago
Former Buffalo Bills quarterback
Drew Bledsoe has agreed terms with the Dallas Cowboys, The
Dallas Morning News said Wednesday.
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Heat's O'Neal to Have Tests on Injured Knee
Reuters -
1 hour, 51 minutes ago
Miami Heat's All Star center Shaquille
O'Neal was scheduled to have tests on Wednesday to assess the
knee injury he suffered in Chicago the previous day.
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Giambi the X Factor As $200M Yankees Train
AP -
Wed Feb 23, 8:00 AM ET
Jason Giambi took a swing, the ball cleared the right-field wall and the crowd cheered.
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Jamaica, Cuba Qualify for Gold Cup
AP -
Wed Feb 23, 1:14 AM ET
Jamaica and Cuba qualified for this summer's CONCACAF Gold Cup with wins Tuesday in the Caribbean Cup soccer tournament.
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Predators, Gaylord Settle Lawsuit
AP -
Tue Feb 22,10:35 PM ET
The Nashville Predators don't know when they will play again, but the team settled a legal fight Tuesday with an original investor over shares and naming rights for their arena.
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LSU Tops No. 16 Alabama, 61-59
AP -
Tue Feb 22,11:53 PM ET
Ross Neltner's tip-in at the buzzer gave LSU a 61-59 victory over No. 16 Alabama on Tuesday night and denied the Crimson Tide the chance to clinch the SEC West.
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Spadea Advances in Tennis Channel Open
AP -
Wed Feb 23, 3:44 AM ET
Vince Spadea waited 11 years for his only ATP singles championship, so it shouldn't have been surprising that his first title defense was difficult.
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Start of Match Play Championship Delayed
AP -
Wed Feb 23, 7:49 AM ET
Hours after the announcement that the Match Play Championship would not begin until Thursday because of the saturated course at La Costa, one match already was in the books.
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Tame Consumer Price Rise Eases Fears
Reuters -
2 hours, 50 minutes ago
Consumer prices inched up just 0.1
percent in January as energy prices tumbled sharply for the
second straight month, according to a report on Wednesday that
helped soothe recent anxiety on inflation.
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Consumer Inflation Shows Slight Increase
AP -
35 minutes ago
Consumer prices edged up a tiny 0.1 percent last month as energy costs went down significantly for the second straight month, sending a price-stability message that was at odds with the most recent wholesale price report.
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Blue Chips Climb on Tame Inflation Data
Reuters -
56 minutes ago
U.S. blue-chip stocks rose on
Wednesday, helped by bargain-hunting after Tuesday's sharp
decline and tame January consumer prices data, which calmed
inflation worries.
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Lowe's 4Q Earnings Up on Increased Sales
AP -
4 minutes ago
Lowe's Cos., which operates the nation's second largest home improvement chain, said Wednesday its fourth-quarter earnings rose nearly 27 percent on a nearly 18 percent increase in sales.
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Fannie Mae IDs New Accounting Problems
AP -
1 hour, 56 minutes ago
Fannie Mae's federal regulator has identified numerous new problems with the company's accounting practices, including deficiencies in recording some securities and loan transactions, Fannie said Wednesday.
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Big Lots Profit Falls; Sales Inch Up
Reuters -
2 hours, 46 minutes ago
Big Lots Inc. , a close-out
retailer, reported sharply lower quarterly profit on Wednesday,
but beat Wall Street estimates as sales rose.
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Copycats
Forbes.com -
Thu Jan 27, 6:55 PM ET
What do you do if that great fund you want just closed to new investors? Find one that's similar. Here's how.
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