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WASHINGTON (AP) — Russia will ask permission on Monday to start flying surveillance planes equipped with high-powered digital cameras amid warnings from U.S. intelligence and military officials that such overflights help Moscow collect intelligence on the United States.
Why is no one telling homeowners about this? If you own a home and pay more then $19/month for power, you better read this.
BOSTON (AP) — A plan by the state to establish a colony of venomous timber rattlesnakes on an off-limits island in Massachusetts' largest body of water has some rattled by visions of dangerous serpents slithering through the surrounding woods, attacking hikers, fishermen and hunters.
Much like ‘jumping the shark’ from 'Happy Days’, the Indiana Jones movie series has a similar phrase to encompass the moment it all went a little bit too far. Many ardent fans of Harrison Ford’s swashbuckling archeologist very much drew the line at the moment in 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of…
106-year-old Virginia McLauren fulfilled her dream of visiting the White House and meeting the Obamas. Photo: White House
A woman took four children with her to her boss's house, where three Great Danes attacked them.
Are you a homeowner paying more than $19/month on your electricity? You could be losing over $1,000 per year on your current energy plan.
Just days after a baby dolphin died because it was paraded around a beach by selfie-taking tourists, a video has emerged of a man dragging a shark from the sea so he could pose with it.
DEAR ABBY: I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend, "Allison," for two years, but lately there have been frequent rough patches. I'm 18 and a college student. I love Allison, but the relationship is taking a toll on us physically and emotionally.We have had to deal with separation ever…
A three-day gunbattle in the disputed region of Kashmir ended on Monday when Indian security forces killed two more militants who stormed a government building, a senior police official said. The militants captured the five-storey training institute on Saturday, killing six people in the gunbattle…
The Chinese Communist Party wants you to use the "right" map - or else.
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The United States said Sunday it received a North Korean proposal to discuss a peace treaty for the Korean peninsula but rejected it when Pyongyang refused to consider reducing its nuclear arsenal. State Department spokesman John Kirby disclosed the exchange when asked about a Wall Street Journal…
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — The Golden State Warriors agreed Sunday night to a contract with recently released center Anderson Varejao for the rest of the season.
‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ may have blown away all-time box office records left and right in recent months - but it seems China still prefers homegrown product.
Stevie is a rescue cat who was adopted four years ago from an animal shelter in Cork, Ireland by her owner Patrick Corr. Despite her disability, Stevie likes nothing better than wandering around the countryside near Mr Corr’s home. Mr Corr said Stevie is part of the family - he and his financée had…
Electric company doesn't want you finding out about this. If you own a home and pay more then $19/month for power, you better read this.
Mercedes-Benz has been caught the facelifted version of the S-Class in frosty Scandinavia. Inside, Mercedes is expected to make some changes to the twin digital displays on the dashboard by getting rid of the buttons that separate them. In terms of drivetrain options, Mercedes is expected to…
(Reuters) - A family of six was found dead inside a Michigan home and officials said on Sunday they believed carbon monoxide was to blame.
The Islamic State group and other jihadists on Monday cut a vital supply route linking the west of Syria's second city Aleppo with other government-held territory, a monitoring group said. The road between Aleppo and the town of Khanasser to the southeast was the only way regime forces and…
Are you a homeowner paying more than $19/month on your electricity? You could be losing over $1,000 per year on your current energy plan.
A car crash in western Michigan left three generations of women in one family dead on Saturday including the grandmother, her daughter and 9-month-old granddaughter
KAMPALA, Uganda (AP) — Tensions after Uganda's elections, criticized by international observers as being undemocratic, ratcheted up on Monday when police arrested President Yoweri Museveni's main challenger.
U.S. regulators recently told manufacturers and sellers in a letter they will seize hoverboards that don't meet new standards.