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This edition was generated on Sun Feb 21 08:45:01 EST 2016
A robber did not factor in that a trained fighter would be awaiting him when he attempted to stick-up a pharmacy, and he paid the price.
Several noted economist and distinguished investors are warning of a stock market crash. Albert Edwards is sounding the alarm that we could witness...
A man suspected of randomly opening fire in a Michigan town and shooting dead at least seven people, including a teenager, was arrested Sunday, US police said. "We believe we have our suspect in custody," Lieutenant Dave Hines told a press conference. Hines said that there were three separate…
‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ may have blown away all-time box office records left and right in recent months - but it seems China still prefers homegrown product.
DEAR ABBY: How do I connect with my son? He is 4 and he prefers his father to me. I generally "get" to be the bad guy -- the one who takes him to doctor appointments, gives icky meds, enforces bedtime and keeps order. Dad doesn't even have to try to get affection. They are best buds. My son even…
Bellator 149 just put on one of the strangest fights in the history of the sport. Kimbo Slice and Dada 5000 will never be forgotten.
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In carrying South Carolina, Trump scored more than just delegates.
VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. (AP) — The U.S. Air Force says an unarmed Minuteman 3 missile has been launched from California's central coast in the latest test of the intercontinental system.
North Korean state media on Sunday confirmed the country has a new military chief following earlier reports in Seoul that the former holder of the post had been executed. Ri Myong-Su, former People's Security Minister, was referred to as "chief of the Korean People's Army General Staff" when the…
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IUKA, Mississippi (AP) — The Latest on a standoff in northeastern Mississippi that ended with gunfire that killed the suspect and a law enforcement agent, and the wounding of three others (all times local).
A record 4,279 Americans dropped their US citizenship in 2015, setting a record for the third year in a row, even though it costs at least $20,000 in legal fees alone. Immigrants from around the world wait years for visas or smuggle themselves into the United States, and 729,995 new US citizens…
DEAR ABBY: When purchasing concert tickets online for others, when should you expect reimbursement? I say the charge hits your credit card immediately, and so should the payment you've advanced for that person. My husband thinks it should be when the tickets are mailed to you -- which can take two…
A Pennsylvania judge is refusing to modify the sentence he imposed to a war veteran in a fatal 2013 crash, including provisions that the defendant carry the victim's picture and place flowers on her grave each year
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Kanye West's mother Donda passed in 2007, but her death remains a complex story.
In an exclusive jailhouse interview, the 18-year-old charged in the murder of his mother's common law husband said he has always protected his family.
SPARTANBURG, S.C. (AP) — Donald Trump tightened his grip on the mantle of Republican presidential front-runner on Saturday as South Carolina voters seething about Washington and career politicians propelled the billionaire businessman to a comfortable primary win.
A top Hindu priest was decapitated by attackers in northern Bangladesh Sunday and two worshippers wounded, police said, in the latest assault targeting minorities in the Muslim-majority nation. Two assailants armed with pistols and cleavers attacked Jogeswar Roy, 45, the head priest of Sri Sri Sant…
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Daniel Stout could do nothing but hug his little sister, Abby, after the kind gesture.
CRYSTAL CITY, Texas (AP) — After weeks of turmoil and the arrests of all but one top city official, residents of Crystal City have a new problem: undrinkable water.
Hassan Whiteside had 25 points and 23 rebounds in his return from a one-game suspension to help the Miami Heat beat the Washington Wizards 114-94 on Saturday night