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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — An Indiana woman killed along with her 4-year-old son after a dispute over a family trust worth millions texted her husband shortly before she was slain to alert him that her uncle was inside their home, authorities said Thursday.
United States drivers are surprised that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
A former Black Panther activist who spent a record 43 years in solitary confinement was freed from a US prison Friday after decades of legal battles to prove his innocence. Albert Woodfox is the last of the "Angola Three" activists to taste freedom in a case which provoked outrage among rights…
Damian Lillard had a career-high 51 points, seven assists and six steals to lead the Portland Trail Blazers to a stunningly dominant 137-105 win over the Golden State Warriors on Friday night
Chrissy Turner required a double mastectomy after the shock diagnosis.
FREDERICK, Md. (AP) — A high school football player wrapped his coach in a surprise bear hug and feigned several slaps at him before the coach yanked the youngster across a table and onto the floor in a scuffle that led to his resignation, school surveillance video shows.
This new military grade tactical flashlight is selling out like crazy. Limited supplies Left - Act Fast!
Kanye West's mother Donda passed in 2007, but her death remains a complex story.
North Korea fired a few artillery rounds during an apparent military drill near a frontline island on Saturday, a military spokesman from the South said, as tensions run high following nuclear and missile tests by Pyongyang. The incident also comes days after the South said it would conduct its…
Daniel Stout could do nothing but hug his little sister, Abby, after the kind gesture.
How long does marijuana stay in our bodies?
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
One of the reasons I've always liked Mark Cuban is that he enjoys being rich and has fun with his money. While this may sound strange, I find this sort of attitude to be much more attractive than the alternative: Namely, the kind of whiny rich person who publicly complains about having to look at…
Only two months ago, I was living with my partner. We were performing together most nights, and we were making plans for our future. We had been together for about 10 months, had been friends for close to a decade, and were crazy about each other. We had felt strongly that moving in together was ...
BRUSSELS (AP) — The Latest on the massive influx of migrants into Europe (all times local):
Imagine a place where you can retire and keep almost all your retirement money. There really are such places both in the United States and overseas!
Amber and Nathan Krotzer said police were called to the house next door about once a week.
Russia's envoy to the UN on Friday warned long-term ally President Bashar al-Assad over his vow to retake all of Syria, saying he faced dire consequences if he did not comply with Moscow over the peace process. "Russia has invested very seriously in this crisis, politically, diplomatically and now…
Sanders' enemy wants to be his friend.
If you drink any of these 3 sodas, stop and throw them out. Learn the stunning truth about how these sodas are hurting you.
Proof that women truly can have it all.
The Norway-based budget airline will start flying a nonstop Paris-New York route with introductory fares starting at $US175/€179 from July 29. Norwegian is also opening Paris-US routes connecting the French capital with Los Angeles and Fort Lauderdale. Already known for budget fares between several…
Netflix provides what has to be one of the most consumer friendly services out there right now. Not only did the company change the game when it popularized movie and TV show streaming, but its policies have been and continue to be quite liberal. For example, Netflix CEO Reed Hastings has been very…