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HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) — A dentist has been charged in the death of a patient who became unresponsive while having 20 teeth pulled and several implants installed.
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Kelly Renee Gissendaner's final meal will consist of two cheeseburgers, two large orders of french fries, lemonade, cherry vanilla ice cream, popcorn, cornbread and a salad made of boiled eggs, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, carrots, cheese and buttermilk dressing, according to the Georgia…
By Shelby Sebens PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) - Police in Oregon have charged a couple with murder for allegedly starving their seven-week-old baby boy to death, authorities said on Thursday. Amanda Hancock, 21, and Stephen Williams Jr, 26, appeared before a judge on Wednesday on murder by abuse…
ATLANTA (AP) — Doctors have replaced Bobbi Kristina Brown's breathing tube with a tube usually used for patients who need to be on a ventilator for an extended period, a person close to the family said Thursday.
TORONTO (AP) — A 3-year-old Toronto boy died Thursday after wandering away from an apartment building into bitterly cold weather overnight.
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According to a new study by Consumer Reports and the Center for a Livable Future at the John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, sodas routinely have high levels of the chemical 4-methylimidazole, or 4-Mel, a common component of the caramel coloring that gives cola drinks their signature…
(Reuters) - Three police officers were shot in the coastal Texas city of Corpus Christi on Thursday as they were attempting to serve a warrant at a home as part of a drug investigation, police said. "As officers were making entry, suspects from within the home opened fire on our SWAT team members,"…
Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center's constitutional literacy adviser, explains why the debate over a federal judge's ruling against President Obama's immigration policy is more of a political argument, and not a constitutional one.
A 22-year-old woman says she escaped a home after being kidnapped three weeks ago and was sexually abused and beaten.
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BEIRUT (AP) — As the Islamic State group tries to expand and take root across the Middle East, it is struggling in Syria — part of its heartland — where it has stalled or even lost ground while fighting multiple enemies on several fronts.
A concerned son’s decision to buy his mother a gun just last week out of fear for her safety proved wise Thursday morning.
By Nate Raymond NEW YORK (Reuters) - A lawyer for victims of militant attacks in the Jerusalem area urged a U.S. jury on Thursday to order the Palestine Liberation Organization and Palestinian Authority to pay $350 million for providing material support to terrorists. Kent Yalowitz, the attorney…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Police made an arrest Thursday in the mysterious road-rage killing of a Las Vegas mother, apprehending a teenage neighbor who had a history with the family before the shootout.
In a tell-all interview, CIA economist, Jim Rickards explains five catalysts that could send the American economy into a 25-year great depression.
Indonesia has delayed the execution of two Australian drug smugglers by up to a month, backtracking on an earlier pledge to put the pair before the firing squad by the end of February. Vice President Jusuf Kalla's office Friday said the execution of Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran, the ringleaders…
Almost every inmate execution in the United States since 2010 has been carried out via lethal injection—but there are still some unusual death penalties on the books across the country. Last week’s vote by the Utah House of Representatives to reinstate the firing squad as a legal method of…
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A Gothic hip-hop artist who did illegal cosmetic surgery on the side boasted at her murder trial Thursday that her body sculpting work was so popular she was dubbed "the Michelangelo of buttocks injections."
A doggy daycare van full of pups, allegedly stolen at gunpoint, were reunited with their owners.
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One of the more interesting cases in the Supreme Court’s hands today is a controversy over a Minnesota law that makes it illegal to present a false endorsement of political candidates.
Nigerian warplanes bombarded training camps and caches of weapons and vehicles belonging to the Islamist group Boko Haram in the northeasterly Samibisa forest on Thursday, the military said. "The death of a large number of terrorists has been recorded while many others are also scampering all over…
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Assailants fatally shot Friday a German and wounded a Frenchman and an Indian inside a restaurant in the central Philippines in what appeared to be random violence, police said.