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Russia's envoy to the UN on Friday warned long-term ally President Bashar al-Assad over his vow to retake all of Syria, saying he faced dire consequences if he did not comply with Moscow over the peace process. "Russia has invested very seriously in this crisis, politically, diplomatically and now…
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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — An Indiana woman killed along with her 4-year-old son after a dispute over a family trust worth millions texted her husband shortly before she was slain to alert him that her uncle was inside their home, authorities said Thursday.
The Franciscana dolphin had been passed around between sun worshippers while they took out their phones and posed for pictures. A spokesperson for the Argentine Wildlife Foundation (AWF) condemned the actions of the tourists.
Chrissy Turner required a double mastectomy after the shock diagnosis.
Kanye West briefly attended both the American Academy of Art and Chicago State University, according to Time. While Yeezy did in fact drop out of school to focus on creating music, the rapper and designer received an honorary doctorate degree last year from the School of the Art Institute of…
If you owe more than $15,000, there is a way to pay off credit card debt that few people think of first. (It's not what you think!)
One of the reasons I've always liked Mark Cuban is that he enjoys being rich and has fun with his money. While this may sound strange, I find this sort of attitude to be much more attractive than the alternative: Namely, the kind of whiny rich person who publicly complains about having to look at…
A recent sonogram shows the tiny siblings holding hands inside their mom's womb.
Angela “Big Ang” Raiola, the raspy-voiced bar owner who gained fame on the reality TV series “Mob Wives,” died early Thursday, nearly a year after being diagnosed with throat cancer. Raiola died at a New York City hospital while surrounded by friends and family, said series producer Jennifer…
The U.S. military is stockpiling tanks and artillery in a series of Cold War-era caves in central Norway, in response to renewed tension between NATO and Russia.
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Philippine boxing great Manny Pacquiao doubled down Friday over gay slurs that have tarnished his reputation and cost him millions in endorsements, insisting God was on his side. The eight-division world champion smiled and joked through a training session in his hometown of General Santos, then…
By Andrea Shalal and Idrees Ali WASHINGTON (Reuters) - North Korea’s recently launched satellite is once again tumbling in orbit, after stabilizing briefly, according to a U.S. official and other sources. The satellite update came as a key congressional watchdog agency said the U.S. military had…
MAYS LANDING, N.J. (AP) — A man pleaded guilty on Wednesday to killing his mother two days after he completed a 30-year prison sentence for killing a neighbor.
With the cold, wet and snowy weather, it can be easy to let your workouts slip. The good news is that there are a few super effective exercises you can do at home to keep you in shape throughout the winter.
If you drink any of these 3 sodas, stop and throw them out. Learn the stunning truth about how these sodas are hurting you.
BOSTON (AP) — A major backer of Harvard Law School has stopped sponsoring student events after its donation helped pay for a discussion supporting an independent Palestine.
Jeff Muller was kidnapped and driven across several states after the gang got the wrong guy.
The latest puzzle dividing the Internet is a seemingly straight-forward math problem, featuring apples, bananas and coconuts. But due a bit of visual trickery, those sharing the viral image on Facebook are having trouble arriving at a clear-cut answer. See also: Finding the panda in this…
Pope Francis delivered a blunt denunciation of GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump.
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The Great Smoky Mountains National Park in North Carolina and Tennessee was the most popular US national park of 2015, receiving 10.7 million visitors last year.
Australia urged China on Friday to refrain from the "militarisation of islands" to avoid walking into a conflict, a day after the United States slammed Beijing for deploying missiles in the disputed South China Sea. China said Thursday it had weapons on one of the islands in the strategically…
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